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完美公路之旅2
去年 理查德哈蒙德和我從威尼斯出發 Last year, Richard Hammond and I set off from Venice
進行了一場所謂的完美公路之旅 on what should have been, the Perfect Road Trip.
我們總能在正確的道路上駕駛合適的車 We always had the right car for the right road.
好一台機器 What a machine!
我們想要陽光 就出太陽 The sun shone when we wanted it to...
快看啊 Look at this now!
不想要時 就會下雨 and the rain came when we didn't.
一切都很棒 It was brilliant...
直到某個時刻 right up to the moment
法國佬沒收了我們的駕照 when the French constabulary took away our driving licenses.
哦 好吧 Oh. Right.
所以今年 我們吸取教訓 So this year, with the lesson learned,
我們決定再進行一次完美公路之旅 we thought we do the perfect road trip, again.
而這次 我們不會再出錯 And this time, we'd get it right.
請別換台 Do not adjust your set.
我知道去年就是這麼開場的 駕駛一艘Riva Aquarama I know this is how it began last year, on a Riva Aquarama,
世界上最棒的快艇 the world's best speed boat,
在威尼斯 建造於海上的最棒城市 in Venice,the world's best city that's built on the sea.
沒錯 但你去年的所見所聞 Yeah. But there are some major differences
將和今年有諸多不同 between what you saw last year and what you'll see this time.
-首先 他更胖了 -是噠沒錯 Firstly, he's even fatter. Oh, I have. He is.
其次 我們徹底改變了線路 And secondly we have completely change the route.
哦對 今年我們不去法國 因為說實話 Oh yeah. This year we are not going to France because frankly they are,
他們是一群傻.. well they are bunch of f…
相反 我們會留在意大利 上帝的私人賽車場 Instead, we shall be staying in Italy, God's personal race track,
從威尼斯出發 途徑托斯卡納和羅馬 going from Venice down through Tuscany and Rome
還有超凡的阿馬爾菲海岸 and along the spectacular Amalfi Coast.
我們駕駛的車輛甚至比去年更棒 And the cars we'll be using will be even better than they were last year.
更快 更強 更吵 Faster. Harder. Louder.
我們甚至把終點安排在卡普裏島上 We'd even arranged to finish on the glittering jet set island of Capri,
駕駛的正是經典的福特卡普裏 in a couple of classic Ford Capris.
這次一定完美 Nothing could go wrong this time.
事實上 我們今年選定的道路遵照聖經 Frankly, the roads that we've lined up this year are biblical…
也不是 well they're not biblical,
它們更現代 但是一樣的壯觀 they are more modern than that,but they are magnificent.
而我們駕駛的車輛.. And the cars we have to drive on them…
所以我們策劃了一大堆激動人心的橋段 So there's a whole exciting thrilling bag of things we've got lined up,
但我們沒加進去的是 but one thing we haven't put in it…
詹姆斯梅 他沒有參加 is James May. James May is not here.
這一點才顯得更完美 Which is what really makes it perfect.
沒有龜速船長 我們才能體驗意大利應有的速度 You lose Captain Slow, we can go with the sort of speeds they like in Italy.
我還有件事 今年準備的特別驚喜 And I have one extra thing,one extra little piece of perfection this year…
-又來了 -在我的完美之旅中 -Now, here we go. –in my perfect road trip.
不是批評 我們在國外 但這是頭一次 No critical, for the first time ever, food,we're abroad,
一般我得靠薯片維生 ordinarily,I prety much starve or survive on crisps.
史上第一次 這次我不只要吃外國菜 This time, for the first time, not only am I going to be able to eat foreign food,
還會愛上它 因為我們要去博洛尼亞 I'm gonna love it because we are going to Bologna,
肉醬意大利面的故鄉 全世界我最愛的食物 home of spaghetti bolognaise,my favorite food in the world.
博洛尼亞 我會像當地人一樣愛吃它 Bologna, Bolognese, I'll be able to eat like a local and love it.
很快 我們靠岸了 Soon, we docked the boat and we're ready to
準備見識旅途中所用的第一輛車 meet the cars we've chosen for the first leg of the journey.
理查德將駕駛全新的5.2升V10蘭博基尼Huracan Richard would be using the brand new 5.2 liter V10 Lamborghini Huracan,
期待已久的蓋拉多換代版 the long awaited replacement for the Gallardo.
而我會開這台 同樣新的邁凱倫650S And I'd be using this, the equally new McLaren 650S,
搭載3.8升雙渦輪增壓V8 which comes with a twin turbo 3.8 liter V8.
那麼你也許會納悶 為何我們都沒選 Now,you'll probably sitting there wondering why neither of ushas chosen
法拉利458 問得好 因為它絕對是一部超凡好車 to use a Ferrari 458,and that's a good question because it is a magnificent car.
沒錯 但有一個致命缺陷 It is, but it has one massive flaw.
-詹姆斯梅有一輛 -沒錯 James May owns one. He does.
他真有 於是他完全毀了458 He does and he has completely ruined it.
現在沒人想買它了 Nobody would want to buy a Ferrari 458 now.
-對 -沒人了 - No. - Nobody.
我不想開著詹姆斯梅的車到博洛尼亞 I do not want to drive to Bologna, in James May's car.
是的 就像穿著他的內褲到處跑 No, it would be like going there with his underpants.
-那會毀掉旅程的 -沒錯 - It would ruin the experience. – Yes, worse.
考慮過這些 我們的前途一片光明 Whereas in these, our immediate future is bright.
我們的前途一片橘黃 Our immediate future is orange.
非常非常橘黃 Very, very orange.
耶 哈哈 Yeah haha!
好一個聲浪 Yeah haha!What a noise!
詹姆斯梅糾結好久要不要買邁凱倫 James May thought long and hard about buying a McLaren,
但他考慮到它比法拉利快得多 but then he realized it was much quicker than the Ferrari so of course,
因此 身為龜速船長 他買了法拉利 being Captain Slow, he bought the Ferrari.
我之前說的是MP4-12C 那是他考慮買的 And that, was the old MP4-12C, that was what he was thinking of buying.
這台650S 這完全是另一種猛獸 This is the 650S, and this… this is a different animal.
它比12C更有侵略性 This looks more aggressive than the 12C.
部分技術源自P1 It has got some technology from the P1,
那些買了12C的人更煩惱的是 這款快得多 and much to be annoyance of those who did buy a 12C,this is a hell of a lot faster.
我右腳駕馭著641馬力 I have a bit of the control of my right foot 641 break horsepower.
扭矩有500 這意味著百公里加速只要2.9秒 I have 500 torques, and all that means I can go from 0 to 60, in 2.9 seconds.
在TG賽道上12C比458快3秒 The 12C was 3 seconds faster around the Top Gear test track than the Ferrari 458,
這個 哦這個 this… oh this is…
天啊 這玩意快極了 Jesus whap that's quick.
我們有時會區別超跑和究極跑車 When we talk about supercars and the hypercars,
這就是究極跑車的速度 千真萬確 this is hypercar speed,it really is.
而且 就像是12C 它出人意料的舒適 And yes,like the 12C,it's unbelievably comfortable,
就像是駕著一朵觔斗雲 it is like driving around, in a cloud.
因為所有的輪子都是電控的而非連桿 Because all the wheels are connected electronically rather than with anti roll bars,
他們之間沒有實際聯繫 there's no physical connection between them.
這就意味著一個輪子顛簸 不影響其他三個 And that means when one wheel goes over a bump, it feels it but none of the others do.
因此駕駛感是如此平順 That's why you just glide along.
於是你能開得更快 更猛 更持久 What this means is that you can go faster and harder,for longer.
因此沒過多久 Which means that pretty soon,
你得停下來 好讓你的隊友追上 you'll have to stop somewhere,so your colleague can catch up.
閉嘴 Shut up.
什麼 我啥都沒說呢 What, I haven't said anything yet.
是啊 但我知道你要說什麼 Yeah, but I know what you're going to say,
你會說你的車更快 當... you're gonna go on about how your car's faster when…
沒錯 It is.
你看 它能跑到325km/h What, that'll do 202 mph.
邁凱倫能跑到333 它馬力更大 扭矩更強 The McLaren will do 207. It's more powerful,it's got more torque
更輕 就算不提速度 我本來也不想 it's lighter,even discussing speed,and I wasn't going to.
我要說 我覺得你的車不怎麼好看 I was gonna say, I don't think your car looks very nice.
這 呃 神馬 No, er, what?
-它不怎麼 -你不能說它不好看 - It doesn't…you can't say it doesn't look very nice.
看看 那些折角 那麼美 Look at it,its angles and it's beautiful.
你看 我無奈的同意你 Look, I will concede, reluctantly,
它是沒有初見某些蘭博車型時的驚喜 it's not as visually exciting as some Lamborghinis are when they first arrive.
它本該做到 -And should be.
不管怎麼想 你的車屁股還是像真空吸塵器 Deny it that the back of your car still looks like the back of a vacuum cleaner.
看著像五金架子上的 It looks like something on the shelf in the electric…
是是 我不知道 我 -It does, it does. –It… I don't know. I…
我不是說邁凱倫有多優秀 但至少比那台要好 Listen, I'm not saying that the McLaren is perfect,but it's more perfect than that.
我要你閉嘴 因為現在很危險 I want you to stop talking now because it's a danger,
我可能會同意你一部分 I might agree with you a tiny bit.
我說嘛 -Well it is .
可我不想那樣 -And I don't want to do that.
我想做的是駕駛蘭博基尼 What I do want to do is drive a Lamborghini.
好吧 Right.
好吧 我承認邁凱倫是一輛非常好的車 All right, I will concede that the McLaren is a very good car.
但在現實中 這台更棒 But in the real world, this is better,
是那些眼睛看不到的部分造就了不同 it's the things you can't see that make the difference.
邁凱倫的車體是碳纖維的 堅固 輕 很棒 The tub on the McLaren is carbon fiber, very strong, very light, very good.
但你要是撞了 準備換新車吧 But you ding it, basically you gonna need a new car.
這台的車體是碳纖維和鋁合金 更容易修理 The tub in this is a blend of carbon fiber and aluminum,which is easier to repair.
內飾出類拔萃 有著優秀的設計 This interior, it's superb, this is how proper thought put into it.
一切都在合適的位置上 毫無困惑 Things are where they should be, there's no confusion and what's what,
一切都配得上它的外觀 just for the sake of how it looks.
現在所有電子部件都來自奧迪 也就是說都管用 And all of the electronics now come from Audi,which means they work.
有個在紅燈時自動熄火的裝置 There's a device which shuts down the engine at the set of traffic lights,
還有四驅 and there's 4 wheel drive.
但別以為它會安分守己 But don't think that they've made it all sensible.
哦天啊 聽聽這個 Oh, my God. Listen to that.
它的引擎依舊是蓋拉多的5.2升V10 It's got the same 5.2 liter V10 as in the Gallardo.
但是換上了新的氣缸蓋和排氣系統 It's got the new top end, and a new exhaust system,
一踩下油門就能感覺到變化 a point that makes itself clear as soon as you put your foot down.
耶 Yeah!
它的撥片DSG變速箱和奧迪R8相同 It's got the same flappy paddle DSG gearbox as you get in the Audi R8,
這個消息非常好 因為 which is a very good news because that's one of,
這幾乎是世界上最好的變速箱 if not the best gearbox in the world. Instant!
這裏還有個按鈕寫著anima And I『ve got a button here,it's the 「anima」 button,
就是意大利語的"動物" that's Italian for 「animal」.
我猜哈蒙德正坐在蘭博基尼裏面講著動物 I bet Hammond is sitting in his Lamborghini now talking about animals,
因為他不知道anima這個詞 because he doesn't know that 「anima」,
在意大利語裏 其實是"靈魂" which is what the button's called,in Italian means 「soul」.
它有三種模式 那麼我猜代表三種動物 And there are 3 different modes so I'm guessing they're like different animals?
舒適選項應該是兔子 很快 但有些鬆軟 The soft one is probably a hare, fast but quite fluffy,
中間這個大概是獵豹 and then you can go for the middle one that's maybe a cheetah,
最後那個兇猛的就是老虎 then the really angry one is a tiger.
我要試試老虎 I'm going tiger.
按下去 懸掛立即變硬 If you push it, it just firms up the dampers.
它不會把汽車變成大象 It doesn't turn the car into an elephant.
這和動物半毛錢關係沒有 好一個傻帽 Nothing to do with animals, what a blithering idiot.
很多時候Huracan駕駛起來 There are times pushing on like this when the Huracan feels
更像是跑車而非超跑 這是種讚美 more like a sports car than a supercar and that is a compliment.
因為我的意思是 它更像是某種 Because what I'm saying is it feels more like something
你能利用並駕馭的東西 並非一頭蠻牛 you can use and drive hard rather than a bored bull.
轉向非常優秀 The steering is superb.
天啊 這東西真棒 God, this thing is good.
它還是蘭博 還是那麼激動人心 It's still a Lambo. This is still exciting.
Huracan保留了蘭博的真諦 當哈蒙德為此興奮時 With Hammond now very happy that the Huracan was behaving as a true Lamborghini should,
我們駛向意大利最不為人知的幾處珍寶之一 we headed into one of Italy's least well known treasures.
博洛尼亞 擁有兩家籃球俱樂部 意大利第七繁忙的機場 Bologna, home to 2 basketball clubs,the 7th busiest airport in all of Italy,
還有這個 17世紀意大利的精品建築 and this,a magnificent piece of 17th century architecture,
我知道哈蒙德想瞭解更多 that I knew Hammond was dying to find out about.
好 注意了哈蒙德 這是世界上最長的柱廊 All right, pay attention Hammond, this is the longest portico in the world, ok?
它有4公里 從博洛尼亞這頭一直到那邊的教堂 It's 4 kilometers,goes all the way from this part of Bologna to a church of that part,
這樣人們去教堂就不會被太陽曬到 and so people can go to church without walking in the sun.
我不關心 I'm not interested.
666對柱子 你想知道為什麼選這個數字嗎 666 arches, and would you like to know why they chose the number of beast?
不 我只想知道哪能找到我的意大利肉醬面 No, what I'd like to know is where I can get my spaghetti Bolognese.
因為那才是我來的目的 它在哪 『cause that's why I'm here for. Where is it?
帶著這個問題 我們出發了 And with that, we were off.
顯然 我不需要呆在車棚下 Obviously,I don't need to be in the shade because
因為我有地中海式的橄欖膚色 I have a Mediterranean olive complexion.
於是我打開650S的頂棚 也不怕太陽烤 That means I can take the roof off the 650S and not suffer at all.
真棒 Excellent.
說實話 I'll be honest,
我有點嫉妒漂亮的敞篷邁凱倫 that I am slightly annoyed by how good that McLaren looks with the roof off.
突然間它有了超跑的炫酷元素 看著真棒 Suddenly it's got all that drama you need in the supercar. It looks brilliant.
該死 Damn.
到了 我們進入博洛尼亞的中心 赤色之城 And here we are, entering the center of Bologna,the red city,
這樣叫它 是因為是意大利共產黨的大本營 so-named because it's the communist capital of Italy,
而且是蘭博基尼的故鄉 and it's the home of Lamborghini.
該死的共產主義的象徵 That communist icon.
在市中心我們停好車 沒造成一點轟動 In the city center we parked in a square which caused no fuss at all.
很高興見到你 保重 - Nice to meet you,take care.
-我為我朋友抱歉 -哦我真得走了 – I apologize for my friend, -Oh, I'd really like to go now.
他 他餓的時候就不太正常 he's… he gets crotchety when he's hungry.
我沒病我只是想吃東西 I'm not crotchety I just wanna go and eat.
-我能去找找嗎 -好的去吧 - Can I go and get it? - Yes, you go.
好吧 我要 再見 Right, I'm gonna… bye.
-我要去 -你更喜歡哪個 - I'm gonna go and .. - Which one do you like best?
蘭博基尼還是邁凱倫 Lamborghini or McLaren?
邁凱倫 邁凱倫 - McLaren. – The McLaren?
耶 Yeah.
就算在這裏 邁凱倫都比蘭博受歡迎 McLaren more than the Lamborghini even here.
我能點份肉醬意面 I'll have these spaghetti Bolognese, please?
不不不 No. no, no.
請給我一份肉醬意面 I'll have spaghetti Bolognese, please.
波羅格納的肉醬意面 Spaghetti Bolognese that's in Bologn…
不 沒有意面 No. no spaghetti.
意大 利面 肉 不不不 - Spa… ghetti… Bologn… - NOOOO.
不存在 這裏沒有肉醬意面 Not exist, there's no Spaghetti Bolognese.
確定？ Sure?
意面 沒有 Spaghetti, no.
好吧 Ok.
最終 我只好承認失敗 去找傑裏米 他剛吃完晚餐 Eventually,I had to concede defeat,and join Jeremy,who just finished his dinner.
-晚上好 -哇哦 - Evening. -Wow
-真荒唐 -什麼 - This is ridiculous. – What?
你在哪都找不到肉醬意面 You can't get spaghetti Bolognese anywhere…
不能嗎 在博洛尼亞 - Can you not? - in Bologna.
不可思議 那你要了什麼 - That's unbelievable. – What have you had anyway?
我要了個 ragu I had a ragu.
聽著就噁心 Sounds disgusting.
不管了 聽著 不管它 Anyway, listen, never mind that.
我預約了今晚的房間 我有個主意 I booked a hotel for tonight,and I've got an idea.
它只有一個好房間 好 - It's got one really good room, ok? - Right.
誰第一個到誰就住進去 Whoever gets there first can have the room.
-那我們就比賽 -對 - So we'll race there… - Yeah.
-第一個到的入住 -沒錯 - first one there gets that room. – Yeah. Rally.
好 那我做好準備了 Alright. Yeah I'm up for that.
你同意了 好 讓我吃完 然後我們出發 You're up for that? Alright, I just finish it, and we can get going.
肉醬意面 Spaghetti Bolognese.
Ragù.
3, 2, 1, 出發 3, 2, 1, go.
衛星導航在這 Sat nav is the answer here.
好的 點進去 So, that, put it in.
就這樣 Here we go.
不知道他要去哪 Don't know where he is going.
當然 哈蒙德不知道的是 在這樣的老城 What Hammond doesn't realize,of course,is that in old cities like this,
即便是奧迪的衛星導航都無濟於事 even Audi's satellite navigation is useless.
當地地理知識才是你需要的 而我正好擁有 Local knowledge, that's what you need, and I know it is right here.
我很喜歡這種把衛星導航整合到儀表板的做法 I love the way the sat nav is integrated into the main instrument binnacle
而不是醜陋的分成兩塊屏幕 rather than a separate ugly screen.
好 呃 呃 Ok, er… er…
好像 我覺得走那兒 sort of... I think it's that way
當哈蒙德在惹惱當地的快遞小哥時 while Hammond was annoying local delivery drivers
我用老派的做法奔向目標 I was making progress the old fashioned way
棒極了 northdella街 開過這個大雕塑 good. so right on northdella, pass that big statue
恩 我知道我在哪了 yes I know where I am now
我比導航懂得多 I know more than satellite navigation
好吧 是個人都比麥克拉倫的導航厲害 well everyone knows more than McLaren's satellite navigation
因為 它真的是啥也不會 because it knows... literally nathing at all
它能告訴你去過哪 it tells you where you've been
想去哪 it tells you where you think you want to be
但就是沒法告訴你在哪 往哪去 but never tells you where you are or where are you going
這可不能左轉 it's not left here
我要直走 shraight on
啊要右轉要右轉 no it was right it was right
這裏應該右轉才對 it should down the right there
大部分超跑在城裏 事實上所有超跑都顯得又大又笨 in cities most supercars in fact all supercars feel enormous and ungainly
駕駛它們就像牽著公牛逛瓷器店 they really do feel like you going into a china shop with a bull
這車不同 它彷彿緊縮在你周圍 顯得很小只 this though it doesn't it shrinks around you it feels tiny
說到小只的那個 and speaking of Hammond
天啊 要是能選寬點的路就好了 god,it would be able to select width of street
這樣的車寬 真不好判斷 it's really hard to judge this car
這裏擠進去 squeeze it down here
輕輕鬆鬆 easy-peasy
騎車的 我完全不知道他在那兒 cyclist I have no idea he was there
他在我盲區裏 巨大的盲區裏 he was in my blind spot which is massive
恩 穿過這? oh,through here?
不 左轉? no,left？
到啦 天了擼 this is it aw god
好吧 我就不要那間了 well i don't want the part room anyway
隨便哪間就行 我沒那麼快 any room woud do me I'm not that fast
不就是個房間麼 it's just a room
哦我聽到了一隻"鼴鼠"接近的聲音 oh I hear the sound of an approaching Hammond
他應該還有九層要跑 think he's still nine stories away
足夠看完這本書 so we have plenty of book to finish my book
聲音越來越響了 he's getting louder
啊哈 你來啦 a-ha you're here
為毛贏了這個要開心啊 why is the winner gonna be very pleased
哦 因為這個旅館就這一間房 你瞧 well this hotel has only one room and as you can see
我住裏面了 I've got it
一間房 還能叫旅館麼 one room it's not really a hotel is it?
這就是家一間房的旅館 it is a one-room hotel
所以你的意思是 so what do you say
我得和你同床共枕 I got to sleep with you
沒門 which is not gonna happen
就是啊 no it's not
因為我會像這樣睡 cos I will sleep like that
畫面太美我不想看 don't wanna know
或者我得提著行李原路返回 另找旅館 or go all the way back down with my suitcases and find somewhere else
沒錯 I say exactly yes
輸家 滾粗 you lose back you go
好吧 我走 right go
睡個好覺 別掛了啥的 yeah sleep well hope you don't die or something
沒事我能找個別的好地方 I'll be fine I'll find somewhere good
別絆著了 don't trip on
下山總比上山難 it's much more tricky going down than its going up
最差我也能睡醫院裏 oh at least I'm going to sleep in hospital
第二天早上 被房間唯一的窗外豪景所啟迪 the next morning inspired by the incredible views from my hotels only bedroom window
我有個好主意 I had an idea
一個想要和我那壞脾氣同事分享的好主意 an idea I was going to show with my Robert Grumpet collegue
幹嘛 what
事情是這樣的 well the thing is okay
離這不到50英里的地方 50 miles from here not even there
有一條賽道 there's a racetrack
什麼賽道 what racetrack
我不知道名字 但賽道門口有個大大的紅頭盔 don't know what it's called but there's a big red helmet at the entrance
讓我猜猜 let me guess
賽道上只能容下一輛車 theres's only room for one car on the racetrack
不 no
然後你第一個到 and you're on it first
不 事實上 No,honestly if you
我覺得我們應該去那 I wish we could go there
真該去一趟 no we should
真是條賽道 沒錯 -it's a proper race -yes it is
-是的 -好吧 -it is -all right
只要找紅頭盔就行 Just look for a red helmet
注 red helmet紅頭盔 有男性生殖器尖端之意
探路開始了 an so the search began
不好意思 紅頭盔在哪 mi scusi dove e il elmetto rosso
他們都不知道啊哈蒙德 they don't seem to know,Hammond
你問他們啥了 what are you asking
紅頭盔在哪 mi scusi dove e il elmetto rosso
這不就是問他們紅頭盔在哪嗎 did that mean you're asking them where the red helmet is
是啊 oh yeah
這好像有點魯莽啊 that might be a bit rude actually
在不斷尋找之後 eventually after fine tuning italian
終於找到了 we found it
哈蒙德你同意麼 would you agree Hammond that
這是一個紅頭盔 is a red helmet
這紅頭盔確實大 it's a very big red helmet yes
這是穆傑羅賽道 this is Mugello
不是世上最快的賽道 it's not the fastest racetrack in the world
也不是最有技術挑戰性的 or the most tecnical
但絕對是 but it sure is hell
最美的賽道 the prettiest
而這些是我們拿來遛彎的車 and these are the cars we driving around it
我選了新款的寶馬M4 I had a go on for the new BMW M4
哈蒙德選了個V8的 and Hammond had chosen the V8
捷豹F-Type coupe R the Jaguar F-Type coupe R
一輛他不怎麼喜歡的車 a car he doesn't like very much
為啥啊 why don't you like it
我覺得它不怎麼好看 well I don't think it's pretty
但別人都說好 cause everyone says yes
好看啊 it is
我不覺得啊 I don't think it is
我也不喜歡它的聲音 and I don'k like the noise it makes
乒乒乓乓的排氣聲 all that crackles and bangs
它們是人造的 they're artificial cause they're a man with
是電腦讓車發出這聲音 the laptop told it to sound like that
V6版的聲音還不錯 V6 is not bad
V8版的PIAPIAPIA聲 but the V8 bababababa
都是假的 it's false
好 你本來有選擇 so,ok you had a choise
你能選任何一輛你喜歡的車 you can have any car you like
為什麼選這輛你不喜歡的 why do you brought somthing you don't like
過會你就知道了 you shall see
話音剛落 他就走了 and with that he was gone
聽聽 listeh to that
聽著像消化不良 sounds it's got an indigestion
當你收油的時候 and when you lift off
大部分人聽到車發出這個聲音 most peole hear a car making noise like that
都會覺得車壞了 nothing gets broken
不喜歡這內飾 don'k like the interior
儀表指針很無聊 I think the dials are boring
把燈光控制集成在轉向控制器上 putting the light control on the end of the indicator stock
在日產馬馳上沒問題 fine in Nissan Micro
但這是輛9萬5千英鎊的跑車啊 but this is a 95,000 pounds sports car
要不是捷豹懶 就是他們故意不願意 it suggests they're too lazy or too mean
為這車新開發個控制器 to develop a second swich for it
而且我覺得它太貴了 and I think it's too expensive
你花9萬5千英鎊 自然想讓它面面俱到 let's put a 95,000 pounds when you expect it can do everything acceptable
不久以前這價錢能買超跑了 not so long ago that's a supercar money
太貴了 and it's too much
它再便宜點就好了 it should be all together cheaper
到底為什麼我會為穆傑羅賽道 so why then have I chosen this car
選這輛車 for my day at the Mugello
簡單 simple
它比寶馬的馬力更大 because it' s more powerful than the BMW
而且它能幹這活 and it can do this
有些車能把它改得容易轉向過度 更好漂移 some cars can be made to oversteer to drift and slide
這台車 this wants to
骨子裏想漂移 it's all it wants to do
連我都能這樣漂 even I can drift this
我可是個傻子啊 and I'm an idiot
這就是台小流氓 這貨算是輛捷豹 it's just a hooligan machine it might be a Jaguar
但絕不是輛自命不凡的車 but it ain't no stuff sure
幾個我不喜歡這輛寶馬的理由 one or two things I don't like about the BMW
這醜惡的顏色還不是主要原因 not just the color which of course it's hidious
實際上 這車 see the thing is in nesonse
是輛雙門版M3 this is a two-door M3
以前我們管它叫M3雙門版 what used to be called the M3 coupe
現在叫M4 but now the've called it a BMW M4
寶馬的人想著 我們要讓它與眾不同 and they thought "right we must make it different"
只在這片區域 and look how much styling it is
就有這麼多樣式 in that bit of car
再看車前蓋 and look at the bonnet it goes
它往上 往上 up there and up again
再往上 瞧這後視鏡 and up again the door mirror
為什麼要這麼花哨 why is it so farsy?
你會覺得 you get the impression that
如果讓設計它的人 來設計安潔莉娜朱莉 if a man who styled this will given the job of styling Angelina Jolie
她的眼睛很漂亮嘛 even so she got lovely eyes
老子給她6個 so i'll give eh six of those
再來上14個鼻子 and fourteen noses
23對嘴唇 and twenty three lips
這完全不對啊 and it would't have worked
更糟糕的是 and there is more
哈蒙德的捷豹裏塞著V8 Richard's Jag that has a V8
老款M3里塞著V8 the old M3 has a V8
這只是3升6缸增壓發動機 this has a 3 liter turbocharged six
話糙了點 但是渦輪增壓是弱者開的 I'm sorry but turbocharger is for the weak
我知道這樣排放少了 北極熊開心了 I know it's very good for a missions in polar bears and so on
但這樣就有渦輪遲滯 but that has to to be lag that has to to be a gap
從你腳踩下去 到車子往前走 between when you put your foot down
總有時間差 and the car moving forward
完全沒辦法 there has to be
雖然感覺不到但肯定有遲滯啊 can't feel it but it must be there
絕對的 it must
輸家 loooser
好吧 very good
還有個環保相關的問題 它裝了電子助力轉向 there's another eco issue is that they fitted electric power steering
那是這台車最不該裝的 whatever you do you can never ever ever
把轉向設定在運動+模式 put the steering in sport plus
方向盤會像個開關一樣 because it's like a swich
轉向過度 開 關 開 關 over steer on-off on-off
現在我把它設定好了 right now i'm gonna set up
變速箱在火力全開模式 gearbox in maximum attack mode
懸掛在火力全開模式 suspension in maximum attack
轉向 最舒適模式 steering maximun comfort
這就行了 then it will work
看到沒 see easy now
簡單多了 much easier
擼嗚嗚嗚瑟 and loooser
啊不錯啊哈蒙德不錯 yes very good Hammond very good
但這些雞毛蒜皮背後 but behind all the little niggles
有一個不容置疑的事實 there is one inescapable truth
老M3跑完一公里要24秒 the old M3 did standard kilometer in 24 seconds
這貨 22秒 this does it in 22
但M4最讓人印象深刻的還不是速度 but it's not the speed that impresses most of all the M4
是操控之精準 it's the percision of the handling
是這麼回事 The thing about this is that
車身由鋁合金和碳纖維構架而成 It's all held together with a lattice work aluminum carbon-fibre
十分堅固 It's incredibly stiff
你感受得到 You can feel that
那感覺之美妙 坐好出發 仔細感受 Just wonderful sense, you adjust the back starting to go
它的路感堪稱完美 And it's all communicated beautifully
當然前提是你調對的話 If you set it up right
渣渣 loser
我受夠了 I've had enough of this
哈蒙德那張臉好欠揍 As always becoming weary with cheery Hammond
我把他叫到修理區 來個鴻門宴 I invited him into the pits for lunch and an argument
你怎麼吃餅乾了 Why you eating biscuits?
額這邊沒有肉醬意面 They haven't got spaghetti bolognaise, have they?
但是有意式肉醬啊 Well, have Ragu
我不想吃那個 -看著很萌啊 I don't want Ragu. It's lovely.
聽起來很嚇人 It sounds awful.
你會喜歡的 我才不 You like it. I don't like it.
-那車很快誒 -對 但是... That's quick. Yeah, but...
跟那輛比起來就無聊多了 It's a bit boring compared with that way.
這個跟老款M3完全不是同一種生物 This is the different animal to previous M3 Coupe
完全不同 你知道渦輪增壓電子轉向什麼的 It's definitely different,you know the turbo charging,the electric steering
讓這車風格獨特 但還是略顯嚴肅 they really made it very different. But it is still a serious player.
不過確實很快 It's properly quick.
你說得對 You get...get it right.
誒你剛剛用什麼詞來著 -啥 -嚴肅 -對 And what was that word you just used? What? Serious. Yep.
確實有點 不茍言笑 從頭到尾都太嚴肅 It is a bit serious.There is a weave of serious.It's taking it all seriously.
這輛依然是捷豹 但至少它有靈氣 很完整 That might be a Jag. But it's mental. It's complete
是個瘋子 真心... 連我都能滑得很順溜 It's a lunatic.It really...even I can slither about in that and sort it out
前輪抓地太結實 後面就滑得飛起 It's got a sticky front and a lose back end.
這不正討人喜歡麼 對 And who doesn't like that. Yeah.
但是肯定不適合初次約會 不 我倒是喜歡... Not a phrase for first date obviously. No, exactly but I do like...
我覺得我們... 我正等著呢 I thought we were...I wasn't expecting that
總算輕鬆了 Freed from that sort of thing
鑒於你們的對話過於無趣 As this argument is getting boring
還好啊 我覺得蠻有聊的 Not really. I was enjoying it.
我們設計了個挑戰來看看你們哪輛車更好 We've devise a challenge to see which of your cars is best,
你們要與試替哥比賽 you are now race the Stig.
真的? -對 他駕駛菲亞特500阿巴斯 Really? Yeah, he will be driving a Fiat 500 Abarth
哇哦 是一輛小鋼炮 Wow. It seems a hatchback
他會先跑兩分半鍾 He would be given a two and a half minutes start
誰先超過他誰贏 First one to pass him wins
超過他? 額 就是說要打敗他? Pass him? Well, as when he is there overtake him?
就是說讓我們打敗試替哥? You mean we've got overtake the stig?
這在技術理論上可行麼? Is that technically, physically possible?
這就像穿越蟲洞 踏入未知 Stepping into the unknown. It's like going through a worm hole.
沒錯 Right
於是 心情沉重 眼睛圓睜的我們 So, with heavy hearts and wide eyes,
車子挨著試替哥停在了起跑線上 we lined our cars on the start line next to the Stig.
綠燈 走起 On the green. OK.
垃圾 Rubbish.
這是他最好的一次了 That was his best shot.
兩分半 你看已經開始下雨了 Two and half minutes.You see it's been raining.
對 我已經發現了 Yes, I am aware of this.
傑裏米 我有點害怕 Jeremy, I'm a bit scared.
我還有好多東西要調 對 I've got many things to set up. Yes.
變速箱 暴力模式 In drive gearbox, violent settings.
好 捷豹 你得乖乖的 Ok, Jag, I need you to behave.
轉向 舒適 Steering, comfort
好樣的 Lovely.
天 我已經看到他了 Oh, god, I've actually seen him.
是時候了 出發 This is it, here we go.
摩擦 摩擦 Struggling for traction.
我去 我開始就搞得一團糟 Oh, deary me, I've made a mess of all that.
這可是最強勁的車子 看我秀下操作 This is the most powerful car. I stand a very rare chance of doing this.
哈蒙德開了個好頭 他還... Hammond got a better start. He also has…
一個殘忍的事實是 他的車 Let's be brutally honest about this,
比我的多130馬力 about 130 more house power than I do
簡單粗暴 想像自己是個賽車手 理查德 And let's be neat and crisp, think like a racing driver, Richard.
不過問題是 我不太擅長賽車 而且我覺得這車子也不想這樣跑 Problem is,I'm not very good at doing that,and the car I don't think wants to.
我需要的是精準的操控 所有動作都由我掌控 What I need now is precision.That all have to come from me,
我現在完全沒有任何精準度可言 which means I've had it, because I don't have any precision
看我 切彎 走平整乾淨的路線 Look,turning in, just focus on tidy clean lines.
一路上滑來滑去 這樣跑不快額 Not sliding all the way round like this. This is not helping anything
不要滑 不要滑 Sliding is not good, sliding won't help.
那捷豹是快 但是尾巴一直甩來甩去 That Jag is fast, but it's waggling its tail all over the shore.
該死 該死 該死 Damn, damn, damn.
他吃上草了 哈我咬住他了 He is on the grass. Oh, I've got him here surely.
哈哈 Haha.
天 那寶馬有兩下子 God, that BMW got some go.
不要滑啊 千萬別 Sliding will not help. Mustn't do it.
現在專心手頭的任務 Just concentrate on the job in hand,
追上試替哥 然後超過他 which is catching the Stig,and then passing him.
有人說 如果他被打敗 他會氣得下蛋 Some says that if he is ever overtaken,he will actually lay an egg.
很多圈之後
還是看不到那小菲亞特的蹤跡 Still, no sign of the little fiat,
我都不敢相信我的眼睛 他消失了 I can scarcely believe my eyes,it's just not anywhere to be seen.
尼瑪試替哥跑哪去了 Where the hell is the stig?
啊他在這 就在他的小菲亞特裏 There he is. There he is in his little fiat.
傑裏米趕上他了 那就是試替哥 Jeremy is on him. There is the Stig.
他只有165馬力 我有425 進入射程了 165 house power he's got. I've got 425.he is in range.
傑裏米正試圖超越 試替哥在阻擋他 沒成功 他要 Jeremy is trying to get pass.He is blocking him.He is not having it,is he
現在他正在左右晃 化身馬爾多納多 Now he is waeving around. He's been Maldonado.
啊我超不過傑裏米 Oh, no I can't get pass Jeremy.
想超我沒門 擋著你 Not sideways. I'm stop Hammond,
我這樣趕不上試替哥啊 which means I can't get pass the Stig if I'm doing that.
理查德 沒用的 Oh, Richard, that's not helping.
哦 啊 Oh, oh.
啊 我失控了 尼瑪 Oh, I've span. Oh, shit.
尼瑪 我搞砸了 Oh, shit. Oh, dear. I've done a bad thing.
我沒法否認 我撞了 I'm not denying it. I've crashed.
我們知道 我看見你飛出去了 Yes, we know, I saw you go off.
我弄壞了車子 為啥受傷的總是我 I broke the car, it's always me, always me.
不需要擔心哈蒙德了 No need to worry about Hammond any more.
追上他 Go get him.
啊我現在倒覺得傑裏米在為團隊奮鬥了 Yeah, I like to think that Jeremy is doing that for the team now.
好 看我追它 Right, go get him.
我來了 Here I come.
往右晃一下再左走 Faint right go left.
我快超過你了 試替哥 We are going to do now, Stig
我抓住你了 把你卡在外面 Yes, I've got you. I've got you stuffed out there.
他的每一根纖維都在散發著怒氣 Rage is emanating from every fibre of his being.
因為他知道 他將成為歷史 Cos he knows, he is history.
勝利在我手 Victory is mine.
待會見哈蒙德 得擺出我的標誌性表情 When I see Hammond, practice my face.
好吧 但是 說嘛 感覺什麼樣的? 超過試替哥的感覺 Alright, but, come on, what's it like? Actually overtaking the Stig.
額有點奇怪 就像神秘博士的特殊效應 Well, it's strange. Because it's like a Doctor Who special effect.
就像是時間和空間 他們在運動 It's like a space and time. They move.
像時空隧道? Was it like a tunnel?
聽到沒 You can hear, oh?
他過來了 Here he comes now.
他來了 There he is.
有點奇怪 因為這從沒發生過 This is a bit weird. Cos this never happened.
他一輩子都沒發生過 他從未被打敗 No, it's never happened in his entire life. He's never been overtaken.
我猜他現在應該心情不好 I think he is probably in a bad mood.
-他才不會心情不好 -我是說他才沒什麼心情 -他可是試替哥 He won't be in bad mood. I mean he doesn't get any mood. He is the Stig.
我們只是... We just live…
他的肢體語言向來糟糕 It is known that his body language is bad.
看起來不像是... We are not looking like a…
他很好 他沒事... He is alright, he is ok…
不 他很憤怒 No, he is bully
我很驚訝 那... I'm surprised, that's…
這... 來我們看看這個... This, that's…let's look at this
這個看起來就像是蹭過地毯的小狗鼻子 Please, that looks like a puppy have its nose rubed in the carpet.
看你撞壞了這塊面板 對的 So you've done this panel. Yes.
你還撞壞了 這邊一塊 You've also done, I notice, you've done this panel.
對 這邊這塊 Yup. This panel here.
還有門 And the door.
所以現在該閃人了 Sp it's time to move on now. It is.
恩對 Hum…yes, please.
你應該想開下寶馬 You'd like a ride in the BMW.
是的 Yes, please.
啊尼瑪的 Oh, for God's sake.
太幼稚了 That's childish, isn't it?
第二天早餐後 我們決定 The next morning, over breakfast, we decided not to do the next leg of our journey
拋棄那輛側面噴了紳士香腸的車子 in a car with a gentleman sausage painted on the side.
這裏是托斯卡納 我在想該開什麼車 This is Tuscany, I'm trying to think what car, we should be using here.
因為這裏是新工黨可愛的精神家園 比如布萊爾啊... Cos it's sort of new labour,lovely,spiritual home,you know,Tony Blair
什麼合適 What a fit
混動 Hybrid.
只有環保的才能與這邊的情境完美契合 You've got to blend in, you've got use something that is eco-friendly.
對 我們開混動車 好啊 Yeah, we will drive a hybrid. Ok
吃有機蔬菜和泥土 We'll eat organic vegetables and mud.
我們也不用肥皂了 We won't use soap while we are here.
拿樹葉蔽體就好 We will just use leaves.
我正想換一種全新的生活方式 I'm looking forward to trying a new life style.
這輛車就是我們開的混動車 This would be the hybrid we'd be driving.
環保的邁凱輪P1 The tree-hugging McLaren P1.
我們正開著一輛電動車行駛在機車道上 We're actually on a motorway in an electro drive.
128km/h That's 80 miles an hour.
毫不費力啊 Really not trying.
人們經常問如果電動車佔據主流了 我們該怎麼辦 People go on about what are we gonna do when electric cars come along.
在寂靜中飛馳 Drive like a maniac in silence.
只用電池都比高爾夫GTI快 It's quicker than a Golf GTI just using its batteries.
如果你厭煩了這安靜的環境 And when you get bored with the sound of silence,
那就喚醒那台V8吧 you just turn on the V8 sound track.
唔 這聲浪真動聽 Woo, we make some good noises.
感受到那強大的扭矩了沒 真是太快了 You feel the torque then? It is properly fast.
駕駛大多數車子 你都隨時能油門全開 Most cars you can use full throttle pretty much whenever you want.
這車不行 如果你打算踩地板油 Well, this, you just can't. if you use full throttle in this.
你必須胸有成竹 You need to be pretty certain
會跑的飛快 There is a big run off.
對 快得沒邊 Yeah, there is run offs everywhere.
天 這轉向簡直是... God, the steering in this is just…
你會覺得它似乎在瞬移 對 Yeah, you can feel it darts. Absolutely.
這輪胎好帶感 Must feel amazing at the wheel.
必須的 It does. Hum.
你知道超跑在這種顛簸路很惱火 Also the way, you know bumps can often upset supercar .
但是這懸架很好的解決了這個問題 But because the suspension in this, they just don't.
-開起來感覺不錯 -好 Glad it feels good to drive. Good.
聽到這很是欣慰啊 Really really pleased to hear that.
為啥不是我開? Why aren't I driving?
我還沒開過呢 該我了 Well, I've never driven it. It's my go.
昨天你開540馬力都撞了 Yesterday, you have 540 horse powers. And you crashed.
這貨有904馬力 This has 904.
我不會撞的 I won't crash it.
我跟你說吧 什麼? So I tell you what. What?
這車真不錯 別具一格 It's really good. It doesn't feel like any other supercar.
不一樣? 對 Does it not? No.
我沒開過怎麼知道什麼感覺 I don't know how it feels because I've never driven it.
為了不讓哈蒙德繼續抱怨 To trying put an end to Hammond's moaning.
開這麼慢是想讓我開嗎? 才不是 you'll gonna let me drive. Is that why you are slowing? No.
我決定在葡萄園停下 試試盲品 I decided to stop off at a vineyard for some blind wine tasting.
-紅酒 -不 這是白的 Red. No, it's white.
這尼瑪 -抱歉哥們 Oh, dame it! I'm sorry, mate.
好 咱們試試這個 拿好 Right, let's try this one, hang on.
嘗出來沒? Got it?
啤酒 錯 那是紅酒 -啊再來一杯 Beer. No, it's red. Yeah, one more, one more.
嘗出來沒 What are you getting?
-紅酒 -不對差不多 這是調過的 Red. No, well, nearly, redbull. it was diet though.
看嘛 你蒙上眼了 You see, you are blinded.
我去 真是紅牛 Really, redbull.
-嘿 -啥 Hey. What.
-你喝酒了 -對啊 -那你不能開車咯 You swallowed the wine. Yeah. You can't drive.
我什麼都沒碰 I haven't had anything.
我倒酒 你喝酒 你不能開車 I've been pouring, you've been drinking. You cannot drive.
-你故意的 -不是啊 You did that on purpose. No.
上車 快點上車 Get in the car. Come on, get in.
我剛發現一個小問題 There was however a small problem that I just thought of.
啊我的背 我進不去啊 Oh, my back. I can't get in.
進來啊 不行 Get in the car. I can't.
進來 我進不來 -進來啊 -不行你看 Just get in the car. I can't. Get in.I am not, look
我的背啊 Ooh, my back again.
幸運的是 我選擇了一條最安全的道路回旅館 Luckily, though, I've chosen the safest route to the hotel.
你開的比我想像中慢得多啊 好極了 You are a lot slower than I thought you would be, it's quite good.
剩下的都是這樣的路嗎 Is it like this all the way this afternoon?
誰說的 是不是 Who said? Is it?
還好答案是 是 Happily the answer was yes.
得了吧 開這一路簡直要把我逼瘋了 Oh, come on, I've been desperate to have a go in this.
想想 你可以說你開過邁凱輪P1啊 You'll be able to say you've driven the McLaren P1, think of that.
幹得好 我是說 你沒撞壞 Well done, we just say, no, you didn't crash once.
啊 好吧 我說 Yea, alright, well, tell you what.
我得來一大盤肉醬意面慶祝一下 I'm gonna celebrate that with a big plate of spaghetti bolognaise.
祝你好運 好 在裏面 Good luck with that. Yes, in there.
你們有? -我想應該是 Is it in there? Yep, I think so.
第二天早晨 傑裏米想去參觀那些陳年舊樓 The next morning, Jeremy had planned a visit to see some more old buildings.
但是我想出了個更好的點子 But I'd come up with something much much better.
如果要跑拉力賽 我就殺了你 If this involves rallying, I'm going to kill you.
不 不 It doesn't, it isn't.
但是你看這麼鬆散的地面 No, but Hammond this is a loose surface.
聞起來也像要越野 And that smells rallying to me.
別怕 不是這回事 Fear not, this is something else.
那是啥 你肯定聽過一千英里耐力賽 What? You will have heard of the Mille Miglia.
嗯 貌似是開著1952年的阿爾法羅密歐 跑一千英里穿越意大利什麼的 Yep, thousand miles through Italy in something like a 1952 Alfa Romeo?
這就是我們要做的 真的? That is what we are going to do. Really?
-我改了點東西 -改了啥? 距離 Well, I have to change a few things. What things? The distance.
我縮小了一點 I've brought it down a bit.
-多遠? -6.4公里 How far is it? It's 4 miles.
-所以是迷你耐力賽 So it's the Quattro Miglia
這標題不錯 嗯 就它了 Snappy title like that, yes,it`s that.
是開著1952年的阿爾法羅密歐麼 Is it in 1952 Alfa Romeos?
不 我們這回開法拉利 No, we are doing it in Ferraris.
-真的? -對啊 跟我來 過來看看 Really? Yes, come with me, come have a look.
什麼法拉利? 過來看 What Ferraris? Have a look, come with me.
看 你的車 your car Ferrari 355
法拉利355 there it is
我一看 I know
就覺得有點不對 immediately I could see something was wrong
這貨到底是啥 what is it
其實呢 這是一台套了355殼的Fiero it's a Fiero underneath bury deep under the Ferrari styling
這是台龐蒂亞克？ it's a Pontiac
是滴 yup yup
那麼說這是台龐蒂亞克 it's a Pontiac that is styled by someone in the garage
被一個窮的連媳婦都跑了的 his wife's left him
敲出來的手工版法拉利355麼 to look bit like a Ferrari 355
是的 yes
我以前買過那一款 a car I used to own
我的神啊 oh for god's sake
好吧 我們發動 right we gonna fire it up
耶 聽這動靜 yeah listen to that
皮帶有點打滑啊 the belt's slippy
這是台V6 that's a V6
是的 yeah it is
沒錯的話就是原裝的Fiero引擎啊 so on for memory it's a Fiero engine yeah
恩 沒錯 it is yeah
嗯 V6 140匹馬力 V6 140 housepower those engines had
嗯 差不多 yeah about
就算後面印了"F335berlinetta"也還不是法拉利啊 just cos it says F355 berlinetta on the back doesn't make it
就像我在你後背上寫個布拉德皮特 if I stencil the words Brad and Pitt on the back of you
你還是不是他啊 it doesn't make you Brad Pitt
至少木耳上車功能還是有嘛 No,but for a moment it might fool someone
想看我的麼 you wanna see mine
你的是個啥 what is it
過來看 come and have a look
特斯塔羅薩哦 a Testarossa yeah
側面還有標誌性的肋條哦 it's got the steaks on the side
所有設計元素一應俱全 all the styling cues in there look
看那坨伸出來的 look that overhang
哈哈 原版的已經很大的 但這個的要更大 yeah but it was big on the original and even bigger on this one
-哈蒙德 -啥事兒 Hammond --yeah
你別介意哦 看 這明顯是塑料 因為所有的拼裝車都用塑料 forgive me OK this is obviously plastic cos all kit-cars are
但是你看過框架是用 have you seen this framework is made from
-用的是4×2尺寸的木頭 -沒錯 -4×2 -yes，it's 4×2
用木頭的麼 it's wood
和訂製車廂一樣嘛 well some organs'in it a couch built that
這是扣上去的塑料殼子 it's a fence with some plastic on it
這是神馬 what is that
這是丐中丐Fiero用的4缸機 that's the original the original Fiero had a 4 cylinder engine in it
2.5升麼 -是的 2.5 liter -- yeah
有多少馬力 how many housepower is that
92匹 92
所以說這就是一台92匹的特斯塔羅薩麼 -回答正確 so it is a 92 housepwer Testarossa -- Yup
哦 特斯塔羅薩 4缸 Ohhhh Testarossa 4 cylinder
大燈 -一邊能動 headlamps -- one works
於是我決定去試試 I then decided to see how far away
到底站多遠 它才像真的特斯塔羅薩 you'd have to stand for it to look like a real Testarossa
親 這看起來還是不像 so not mate that's still not Testarossa
嗯 確實不像 我覺得得往後再挪幾步 no that's not quite that I think further another couple of steps back
行了吧 這下看起來像一台特斯塔羅薩了 come on from here that could be a testarossa
確實 但也可能是一個電話亭 yes but it could also be a phonebox
我不得不說 只要還能看的見 but --I'm sorry so long as it's occupying a pixel
他就不可能是特斯塔羅薩 it couldn't be a Ferrari Testarossa
耶 哈蒙的4英里砂礫路面 yeah here we go ignore girl Richard Hammond 4 mile long gravel
塑料版龐提亞克法拉利挑戰賽 即將開始 plastic Pontiac-Ferrari kit-car challenge is about to begin
3 2 1 出發 Tre Due Uno Vai
哦 比賽開始 ohhh we are off
這台強勁的V6起步驚人啊 yes the mighty V6 is off to an amazing start
那台4缸的特斯塔羅薩被遠遠的甩到了身後 and the 4 cylinder Testarossa has been left far behind
事實上 我早就想參加一場一千英里古董車耐力賽 the thing is I have always wanted to do the Mille Miglia
因為我這個伯明翰佬從來沒有被邀請過 but well I never get invited because I am a Brummie yob
但是要是邀請我 我也不參加 因為沒時間 but maybe if I have be invited I haven't got the time
開完1000英里要花好幾年呢 1000 miles takes ages
這個4英里迷你版 this Quattro Miglia I got time
我倒是有時間 and the spectators they get to see
眼下法拉利的比賽難得一見的 Ferraries racing in ways you never normally would
我去 這裏有點滑啊 shiiii that was a bit skippy no antilock breaks
沒有ABS 沒有牽引力控制 沒有任何駕駛輔助 no traction control no driver aids of any kind
全憑你的腳下功夫 just pure push-rock technology
為什麼哈蒙德不能構思一個我可能喜歡上的汽車運動 why can't Richard Hammond ever dream up a motorsport that I might like
傑裏米的車掉了一塊 Jeremy's lost a piece of the car
指望這玩意兒能挺過4英里 expecting this to last 4 miles is expecting a fake Rolex you bought
就像在香港的雜貨店裏買的假勞力士 你還指望4次澡後它能存活 for a fiver at a market store in Hong Kong to last 4 trips to the shower
肯定會壞啊 it won't it will break
哦 又掉了一塊 oh another piece of the car
不 動力在下降 oh no losing power
很多乒乓乒乓的聲音 many bangs big bangs there
好起來啊 走啊 clear your throat car clear your throat and go
後輪鎖死了 and we've locked up the rear wheels
嗯 情況不妙啊 yeah that's not good
動也動不了 and there's nothing at all now
幸運的是355病情危急 fortunately the 355 was in a terrible state
發動機把自己給煮了 發電機也壞了 the engine cooked itself and the alternator has stopped alternating
不幸的是居然能修 unfortunately however it was all fixable
好多小時後 我終於完成了 and many hours later I was able to finish
哈蒙德的愚蠢小比賽 Hammond's stupid little race
好的 -幹得漂亮 yes -- well done
4英里哦 -沒錯 4 miles -- oh yeah
4英里挑戰賽完成 哈哈哈 4 miles completed Mille Miglia is at the end yeeees
恭喜成功晉級第二關 you have made it to stage 2
啥 what
拉力賽只是第一關啦 well while you were finishing the massive
完成後解鎖下一關 endurance feat you and car stage1
這就是第二關 this is stage 2
第二關是啥啊 what is stage 2
在你修車的時候 well while you were gone
在這優美的托斯卡納小鎮裏 我畫了條賽道 I worked out a lap around these buildings in this beautiful old Tuscany town
嗯 要跑多少圈呢 well how many laps
能跑多少圈就跑多少圈 as many as you can manage
那最後還在動的就是贏家麼 well the last one still running is the winner
是的 -我還是去撞牆好了 yeah -- I'm gonna drive it into a wall
這就是我圈的賽道 this was the stage I had lined up
在一個廢棄的托斯卡納小鎮裏 it was round a stunning deserted Tuscany village
哈哈 看好了 OK this is it
你不會用一輛真的法拉利這麼干 you wouldn't do this in a normal Ferrari
但用山寨版的 but you do it in this one
就好多了 it's better
我以宙斯的屁眼發誓 小哥要跪了啊 how in the name of Zeus's butthole of I ended up doing this
斯堪的納維亞式漂移 right scan-flip
從來沒這麼開過法拉利 never been done in a Ferrari before
哦 我啥都看不見了 oh can't see anything now
我又瞎 又熱 又悲催 I'm blind I'm hot I'm miserable
屁都看不見 I can't see a thing
第二關的灰塵確實是問題 yeah the dust is a problem on this stage
但這體驗也是獨一無二 that's what makes it a unique event
突然間我有了個主意 then I had an idea
如果我追上他 把他撞出賽道 if I catch up to him and ram him off the track
那麼他就輸了 悲劇就結束了 then he will lose and the misery will be over
添亂啊 這是城市街道 又不是房車賽 that's not helping it's not supposed to be stock car racing it's city stage
看老紙撞他 撞死他 I'm ramming him I am ramming him
不要啊 no no no
這個 猩猩同學 這不是拆遷大獎賽 that's, Clarkson, is not a demolition derby
好歹我開的也是法拉利 I'm in a Ferrari
萬幸的是 悲慘的很多圈後 mercifully as we wrecked up more and more laps
車的疲態逐漸顯出 the tow on the cars started to show
直到哈蒙德的車終於無法承受了 untill eventually Hammond's Testarossa could take the punishment no longer
我看到蒸汽了 I see steam
聽起來都不對啊 none of these is good sounds
我想哈蒙德的車跪了 我希望如此 I think Hammond's car is wounded I'm hoping it is
哦 加把勁啊 Oh come on
勝利屬於我 甜蜜蜜啊 victory is mine and it tastes sweet
但是哈蒙德和我想法迥異 but Hammond thought differently
-這還沒完 -我了個去 it's not over yet -- oh for crying out loud
這台機器是一台非常簡單的4缸機 the heart of this machine that's a simple 4 cylinder engine
一瞬間所有金屬會受熱膨脹然後卡住 it has the moment he seized all the metal expanded and stuck
就像你這個歲數的人的後背 it's like you had a bad back at your age
所以讓他休息一下降降溫 let it get on easy give him a rest
有些部件就會鬆開 就能打著了 the parts will contract it'll fire up it will do just that
不過不是現在 not not now
那是什麼時候 when is it going to do that
我會算出來的 I'll pick the moment
我擅長這個 會知道什麼時候能打著 yeah I'm good at this I'm good at knowing when it'll start
能發動 it's gonna start
要是能發動 我就抹脖子 if that starts i'm gonna kill myself
吼吼吼 快上車 快 咱繼續 oh hohoho get in get in come on
哈哈 太好了 我和發動機心有靈犀啊 oh yes that is mechanical sympathy I'm the one with the machine
因為這匹躍馬的呼吸又正常了 because the prancing horse whisperer was right
比賽繼續 the race was back on
我還坐在這裏 還在刷圈 I'm still in this I'm still wrecking those laps
求跪啊 求跪 please break now please break
在很多圈之後 幸運之神終於向我微笑了 after many more laps the gods of good fortune finally decided to smile on me
發生了一場慘烈的事故 there has been an extraodinary accident
引擎被卡在全油門狀態 the engine is jammed on full rev
卡在一檔 it's in first gear
離合器被一個 and the clutch pedal is been held down
不知道哪來的掃帚卡住 by a broom I have no idea where that came from
幸運的是車被繩子拴在兩個重物上固定了 luckily though,it is held in place by two ropes which attached two heavy objects
一邊是裝著水泥塊的手推車 另一邊是這棟樓 one is a wheel barrow with a concrete block in it the other is this building
讓我擔心的是繩子底下突然起火了 what worries me though is this small fire has broken out underneath this rope
如果繩子燒斷 啪的一聲 掃帚就會被手推車拽飛 now if it would snap the broom will be drag down by the wheel barrow
就會掛上檔 車會衝向那座房子 the clutch will pin off and the car will roar off into that building
我不知道怎麼阻止這一切 I've no idea how to stop this from happening
在這場事故中我只是乘客 I'm just a passenger in this accident
好好想啊 傑裏米 你必須要做點什麼 think Jeremy there must be something you can do
哦 不 oh no
親 祝賀你贏了 well mate congratulations you win
發生什麼了 what happened
不可思議的碰撞 extraordinary crash
都插到牆裏去了 really hard into the wall
但是你沒受傷啊 but you're not hurt
我被扔出來了 I'm thrown clear
很神奇 不知道怎麼我就被扔出來 然後車撞牆了 amazing,I don't know how that happened I was thrown out and it's gone into the wall
你丫是故意的 you did this on purpose
才沒有 I didn't
你故意放棄比賽 我贏得毫無意義 you deliberately thrown the race this is a hollow victory
那天在旅店裏 出現了一條對哈蒙德極好的消息 that night at the hotel there was good news for Hammond
我希望他會重獲笑容 that I hope might put a smile back on his face
你們做肉醬意面麼 do you do spaghetti bolognaise
做 -你確定 yes -- you do.yes
好 那我來一份 well I'll have one please
我也來一份 要傳統版的 I'll have a spaghetti bolognaise traditional spaghetti bolognaise
太棒了 perfect
終於 at last
完美 excellent
納尼 這是神馬 um what's this
肉醬意面啊 spaghetti bolognaise
才不是 it's not
肯定是 it is
不不不是 no it isn't
這是肉醬意面加香腸 it is spaghetti with sausage
在意大利語裏 肉醬意面就是意面加香腸 in Italy, spaghetti bolognaise is spaghetti with sausage
看 真正的香腸哦 look actual sausage
為啥不叫意面配香腸呢 這才不是肉醬意面 why don't they call it spaghetti with... it's not spaghetti bolognaise
這就是肉醬意面 it's spaghetti bolognaise!
如果意大利人到英國要一份熱食早餐 if Italian come to Britain ask for a cooked breakfast
你肯定不會給他一份煮天鵝吧 you don't give him cooked swan do you
你會給他一份培根煎蛋 you give him bacon and eggs it's not right
-吃了它 -不 -eat it -no
-這不對 -就是它 It`s not right.It is.
第二天一早 我們在美麗的錫耶納城不遠處醒來 the next morning we woke near the beautiful town of Siena
酒店外 製片人給我們帶來了兩台車 and outside our hotel the producers has provided two cars
穿梭於崎嶇古老的街道中 that will take us in and around its narrow and medieval streets
這是新款迷你庫珀S there was the new Mini Cooper S
被哈蒙德搶了 which was shotgunned by Hammond
所以我只能開奧迪S1 and an Audi S1 which as a result, would be driven by me
我還以為是嘉年華ST和高爾夫GTI呢 I was expecting a Fiesta ST and a Golf GTI
擔我們去年開過了 yeah，we drove those last year
所以這是替代品 so this is their replacement
好吧 挺有意思 我之前還從沒開過S1 well it's quite interesting cos I've never driven a S1 before
我也沒開過庫珀S and I've never driven a Cooper S so
所以這就是一趟探索之旅 so it will be a voyage into the unknown
是的 yes it will
走起 that's what it will be
我們都知道錫耶納是一個兔子洞 all we did know is that Siena is a rabbit warren
裏面有著無數條幽深的小巷 made up with 6.7 million narrow streets
城裏面小車為王 而且越小越好 in a town like this size matters and the smaller the better
小的總是最好的 small is always best
這就是新款迷你讓我糾結的地方 that's what troubles me about this new Mini
比老款長了10厘米 比奧斯丁原版長了65厘米 it's 10cm longer with the last model which is 65cm longer than the original Mini
所以說 這不是真正迷你 so it isn't really Mini
我不想在這裏說教 I don't wanna sound like somebody's dad here
但什麼時候他們才不用"迷你"這名字了? but when are they going to stop calling it the Mini
就像年輕時叫你"小子" so as a bloke you are called young man
叫了很多年 但總有一天沒人會那麼叫你 for a lot of years but the day comes and must come when nobody calls you young man anymore
因為你不年輕了 because you are not
也許因為它如此之大 and perhaps because it's so big
就需要更大的2升渦輪增壓引擎 it needs a bigger 2 liter turbocharged engine
動力接近200匹馬力 which develops neally 200 BHP
開起來比我想像的好多了 it feels a lot better than I expected to feel
感覺棒極了 it feels fantastic
感覺很高級 因為它確實很貴 it feels expensive which is as well because it is
雜七雜八的選配下來 with everything on it as this one has got
差不多得兩萬五千英鎊 you'll be looking at best part of 25 thousand pounds
有些事不得不提 there are some other issues as well
這代之前的上代迷你 the old new Mini the one before this one
有很多呆萌的成分 had a sort of zany feel to it
速度表尺寸堪比你的大臉 had the massive speedo as big as your face
他們還把搖窗器按鈕從門上拿下 they moved the window swiches out to the door
中間還有一坨圓的 但那不是儀表 they got this big round thing in the middle but it's not a dial anymore
是這樣的屏幕 it has this screen
它試圖又理性又瘋癲 it's trying to be both sensible and a bit crazy
我呢 卻一點不擔心這台S1 I on the other hand had no worry at all about the Audi S1
因為從數據來看 because on paper at least
它蠻猛的 sounds like it could be a gem
一般來說 小鋼炮是普通掀背 加更強勁的引擎 normally a hot hatchback is normal hatchback with a bigger engine
這台車確實有個高爾夫R一樣的引擎 and this does indeed have the same engine as the Golf R
228匹 2升渦輪增壓 228 hp 2 liter turbo
另外還是四驅 but it also has 4 wheel drive
那就代表把原本的扭力梁 and that meant removing the standard car's torsion beam
換成了多連桿 and replacing it with a full-link setup
就是說車的整個後部都要重新設計 which meat redesigning the entire rear end of the car
這肯定花了奧迪一大筆 that must have cost Audi a fortune
還有可調節減震器和六速手動 it also has adjustable dampers and a six speed manual gearbox,
就是說這是輛 so what you are looking at here is
228匹渦輪增壓的緊湊四驅奧迪 a compact 228 horsepower four wheel drive turbo charged Audi.
這不就是老Quattro回歸嗎 Could it be then that the Quattro is back.
為了驗證這個結論 我向哈蒙德提議進行一場比賽 To find out I radioed Hammond and suggested a race.
哈蒙德 我建議我們比個賽 Hammond I propose some form of competition
好啊 拉力賽嗎 Excellent, is it rallying
不是拉力賽 No, not rallying
你想嘛 這倆車都有拉力血統 Think about it,both of these are rally cars,
初代迷你Cooper和奧迪Quattro the original Mini Cooper and Audi Quattro
-完美啊 -那都幾百年前的事了 Perfect. That was a million years ago
現在是城市小鋼炮 These are now urban
所以我提議 pocket rocket, so I propose
我們就比 we have a race
進錫耶納城吧 第一個抵達Campo的獲勝 into the middle of Siena,ok? First one to the Campo wins
-Campo是啥 -Campo就是城中心一個廣場 What is the Campo? Campo is like a square in middle of the city,
但不是方形的 是個賽馬的地方 except it is not square.It is where they have the horse race
那就是一片草地嘍 Well, so it is grass
不是 是鵝卵石 額 這樣 最後一個到的 No, it is cobbled. Errrn, anyway listen, right, last one to get there
明天要穿一整天的白色七分褲 怎麼樣 has to wear white three quarters length trousers all day tomorrow, ok?
三 二 一 走 Three, Two,One, Go.
行了 哈蒙德已然走錯方向了 Right, Hammond has gone wrong
也就是說我要找一條鵝卵石的賽馬道 So I am looking for a cobbled horse track
位於一個不是廣場的廣場 in a square that isn't square
如果我輸了就得穿白色七分褲 and that if I lose I have to wear white three quarters length trousers
一整天 這都什麼啊 -首先 for a day, my life is weird. Right, first things first,
我得把它設定到動力模式 I must put everything in dynamic mode there we are.
於是強化了 唉沒有強化 Now that firms up ...Oh no it doesn't firm everything up,
懸掛直接凝固 這明明是震動模式 還是用自動吧 it solidifies the suspension,they should call it bouncematic,back into auto.
但這樣就沒有那麼犀利了 而且還沒高爾夫R推背感那麼強 And now we've lost the sharpness,also it isn't as accelerative as a Golf R.
我就納悶了 既然小了 And I don't know how that can be, I mean it is smaller
怎麼會不快了呢 why isn't it faster?
迷你太大 奧迪太差 so the Mini was too big the Audi was all wrong
我們倆進城的方向也完全不同 and we'd both entered Siena from completely different directions.
我感覺這應該是往中心走的方向 I think it is right in towards the centre,
我這大圓導航能看天氣 looking I am a big sat-nav here,which can take into account the weather
但是卻看不到那破campo在哪 what it can't do is find a campo or whatever it is called.
已經說了S1動力模式太蹦而自動模式又太平 We've established then the S1 is bouncy in dynamic mode and bland in auto mode.
但考慮到其25000鎊的售價 but 25,000 Pounds
至少可以給個 太貴 的評價 it is at least expensive
而且你買的也不是正經四驅 And it is not like you are paying for four wheel drive,
因為大部分時間都是前驅 because most of the time it is front wheel drive
只在危急時 一半的動力才會輸送到後橋 only in dial emergencies is half the power sent to the back.
與此同時 哈蒙德也遇到了他的問題 Meanwhile,Hammond was having some issues,as while.
我真心應該開個小車而不是Mini What I should have done is bringing some small car rather than a Mini
歐 Oh
不行 I can't do it. Oh
我滴媽呀 Oh,great moses.
不好意思 分神了 Sorry I get slightly distracted
行了 Right,ok.
當然了 錫耶納是不允許汽車通行的 除了路邊的這些 Car are of course banned from Siena,apart from these ones,
在意大利 you can have as many laws
只要不強制執行 你要停多少都可以 as you like in Italy just so long as they are not enforced.
我知道製片人的想法 I can see what the producers were thinking here,
錫耶納 小車 迷你 明顯是電影"偷天換日" knowing we were around Siena,small car,Mini,Italian Job.
但是我想指出幾點 要是電影裏用這車 Couple of points there, if the Italian Job would have been done in this,
第一場戲都拍不完 they would end in the first scene,
因為車早就卡在隧道裏出不來了 because the car would have been stuck in the tunnel.
太大了 It is big.
十分鐘過去了 這已經不像比賽 更像是一場逃亡 Ten minutes in,it become less about a race and more about survival.
不對 我肯定來過這 No, right, I have definitely been there before.
完了我在繞圈 I am going round in circles.
你要是住這的 怎麼報地址? What if you lived there, how would you tell me when it was there.
就是一個棕色高樓旁邊的一個棕色高樓 It is a tall brown building opposite to a tall brown building
對面的一個棕色高樓 這哪找去 next to some tall brown buildings, well that is everywhere.
我迷路了 Lost.
這的人看著歲數都挺大了 Some of these people are quite aged,
我估計他們肯定花了一輩子都在找路出去 I suspect that they have been looking for a way out all their lives.
這不是Campo This isn't the Campo.
這是廣場 但不是我要找的那個 It is a square,but it's not the square I am looking for.
不好 死胡同 Oh, dead end.Not good.
拉手剎 Using the hand break.
還真行 Yes, it works
這是正經手剎可不是按鈕 and it is a proper hand break, not an electronic button.
有車 Oh cars.
到處都是人 太危險了 People everything, really dangerous.
我穿 借過 squeezing coming through.
完蛋了 我要 This is hopeless, I am gonna...
等會 這不就是個大樓嗎 就是這 特徵都能對上 hang on,that is a big building,this is it,the signs were all right.
一這不是方形的 One it is not square
二是鵝卵石地面 三 TMD傑裏米 克拉克森也在這 Two it is cobbled. Three it has got a Jeremy Bloody Clarkson in it.
他人呢 Where is he?
哈蒙德 Hammond
早啊 我在想明天 Hello. Just thinking tomorrow
我打算穿一條藍褲子 褲筒一直到地的那種 I am gonna wear blue trousers that go all the way to the ground.
-隨你便 -因為你怎麼來著 哦對了 Whatever, never mind all that. Because you are...I know
-輸了 -行行 無所謂 Lost. Whatever, never mind all that.
-你吃的是肉醬意面嗎 -沒錯 Is that a spaghetti bolognese? Yes, it is
-是的好吃極了 -我也要吃 Yes, it is.Well, I want some. Delicious
但是人家這管這個可不叫spaghetti bolognese But it is not called spaghetti bolognese here.
-那叫什麼 -人家叫 What's it called? It's called
"丫丫阿爸爛大" Yayam Abalanda
丫丫阿爸爛大 Yayam abalanda
一份丫丫阿爸爛大，謝謝 Please, yayam abalanda
你個混球 Oh, you total plum sack
你太幼稚啦 You childish
要像成年人啊 You are a grown man
由於我們倆都不怎麼喜歡這兩台車 乾脆就把它們扔在Campo As neither of us had particularly enjoyed our car, we left them in the Campo
然後步行找賓館去了 and went off to find a hotel on foot
你知道嗎 這東西用了三百年才建好 Do you know it took them 300 years to build that
-關我毛事 -不是 你設想一下 Not interested. No, but if you imagine
一個教堂 starting a cathedral
從1714年開始建 直到今天才完工 in 1714 and then finishing it today
那豈不是每一部分都不一樣 it would been all different as it went up
-關我毛事! -玻璃頂... Not interested. Glass roof...
第二天早上 哈蒙德走出賓館的時候 The next morning, Hammond emerged from the hotel
看著就像個傻帽 looking ridiculous
但是他所選的車讓他不能再傻了 but not as ridiculous as he looked when he got into the car he had chosen
新款雪佛蘭克維爾特Stingray the new Chevrolet Corvette Stingray
你可想清楚了 So let's just get this straight
你打算從這 錫耶納 You are going to drive from here in Siena
到羅馬 to Rome
開這輛雪佛蘭克維爾特 in a Chevrolet Corvette while wearing a white
還穿這條白色七分褲 three quarters length trousers.
是的 七分褲 Yes, well the trousers
都怪你 而且這一趟要150英里 is your fault and it is 150 miles
這又是台好車 所以150英里在敞篷的克維爾特裏 this is a brilliant car, 150 miles in a Corvette with the roof down
我沒問題 非常開心 really does not worry me, I am perfectly happy.
拜拜了您吶 Goodbye.
這才完美 6.2L的美制大V8 Oh, this is perfection. 6.2 litres of American V8 grunt,
除了我的褲子以外 我今天十分滿意 apart from the stride, I am a very happy boy today.
不不不 我才更滿意 因為我開的是阿爾法羅密歐4C No, No, No, I am the happy boy today, because I am in an Alfa Romeo 4C.
行駛在通向羅馬的陽光大道上 The sun is shining and I am on my way to Rome.
這車從上到下 每一個細節都為了減重而設計 Everything about this car, every single detail,was designed to be light.
舉個例子 底盤是碳纖維的 The chassis for example is a carbon fiber tub
就跟F1賽車和邁凱輪P1一樣 same as you get on a F1 car or a McLaren P1.
重65公斤 整車也只有900公斤重 It weighs 65 Kg, the whole car only weighs 900 Kg,
這也就意味著這車不需要大排量引擎 and that means it does not need a big engine.
於是鑲在駕駛員身後的 Which is why mounted just behind the driver is
是1.7L的渦輪增壓發動機 輸出237匹的馬力 a small 1.7 litre turbo charged engine which develops just 237 bhp.
我知道這聽著不多 但對於一根羽毛來說 相信我 足夠了 Does not sound like much, but in a feather, trust me it is.
這簡直比克維爾特好不只一個檔次 This is so much better than the Corvette.
哈蒙德 Hammond
說 你持有槍支嗎 Yes? Do you own a gun?
幹嘛 Why?
你發現導航後面留出的儲物格嗎 Have you found the little cabby hole behind the sat-nav screen in there?
這呢 我看見了 Here it is. Yes, I have found it.
那是放你手槍和聖經的地方 That is where you put your pistol and your Bible.
人民軍隊愛人民 上帝保佑大美帝 Suport the troops.God bless America.
我就知道他肯定會笑話我 I know he is gonna be laughing at me,
看那伯明翰鄉巴佬開著一V8跑車 look at that idiot Brummie redneck with his V8 motor,
但是他和我一樣清楚這不是什麼老美破爛坦克 but he knows as well as I do this is not some crude primitive yank tank,
這是輛現代化的車 this is a modern car.
從頭到腳都是全新的 It is all new,
集成老版的唯二部分 一個是出風口 the only 2parts carried forward from the old Corvette are an air vent
另一個是過濾系統 還有敞篷版的頂棚彈簧鎖 然後就沒了 and the filter system and on the convertible version the roof latch,that's it.
除了那些 這是輛由把人類送上月球上的民族 Otherwise this is an entirely new car from the people
造出來的全新車 這輛車還很快 who put a man on the moon. It's fast too.
V8引擎能夠輸出高達460匹的馬力 極速305km/h The V8 now delivers a whopping 460 bhp and a top speed of 190 mph.
為了證明哈蒙德什麼都不懂 Keen to show Hammond that he knows nothing.
我停在羅馬市中心來給他上一課 I pulled over here in the centre of Rome to teach him a lesson.
這就是羅馬 So,this is Rome.
沒錯 我以為到處是古董才對 Yeah. I thought it was all full of old staff.
不不 你像鬥獸場啊還有那些台階什麼的 No, No, the Colosseum and those steps
那些都是遊客去的在郊區 they are in a sort of suburb where tourists go
這裏才是真正的市中心 this is the actual city centre here
這是羅馬的中心 This is the centre of Rome.
所以說羅馬不是一天建成的 Yes, why it was not built in a day
因為得造這啊 要好久 because they had to do this place, it took forever
你在這開過嗎 Have you ever driven around it?
沒 所以你也從沒在這撞過 No. So you never crashed here then?
都沒開過嘛 No, never driven here.
你要不要試試在羅馬的中心 Why don't you see if you can do a lap
跑一圈 of the centre of Rome
還不帶撞的 without crashing.
我打算試試 I will give it a shot.
-就是 試試啊 -我還真打算 Give it a shot. I will give that a go.
試試 Give it a shot. Yes
座位燙屁股了 太燙了 Seat's hot. It's really hot.
-是嗎 -非常燙 不過 Is it? Really hot. I tell you what though
-什麼 -這是市中心的是吧 What? This is a city centre, isn't it?
-是啊 -那樣的話我們的規則你懂得 Yes. Well in that case you know the rules
升起頂棚 roof up.
哦對 可別讓人們看到你那七分褲 Oh yeah, don't want people to see those trousers.
看見沒 美國製造 See? American engineering.
這能放幾把AK和M16 Couple of AKs down here and M16
省省吧你 Shut up
和共和黨的傳單 and a vote Republican flyer.
好的 女士們先生們 我們即將見證 Right, ladies and gentlemen,we are now going to see
哈蒙德能否在賽道上飆一圈不帶撞的 if Richard Hammond could do a lap of racetrack without crashing
他就要出發了 and here he goes
釋放你的馬力吧 Unleash that power!
這裏稍稍右轉所以我把車駛向左側做好準備 So there is a bit of right hander here I will get it to the left ready.
我覺得大概應該轉這麼多 I think about that much of steering.
完美切彎 哦這還是個雙彎心 Kissing the apex, oh it's a double apex corner this.
感覺了好極了 This is nice.
就像變成詹姆斯梅一樣 很愜意 It is like being James May,it is restful.
我真不知道我們平時為啥嘲笑他 I don't know why we mock him for it.
在確保給哈蒙德留下足夠的空間施展 我開著阿爾法也出發了 Making sure that I'd given Hammond plenty of room, I set off in the Alfa.
因為4C幾乎是正方形的 Because the 4C is virtually square,
長寬差不多 所以抓地力簡直爆表 it is as wide as it's long,the grip is just incredible.
而且還沒有多餘的重量讓你偏離彎心 And because there is not weight dragging you out of shape,
所以你過彎的速度不可思議 you can go around corners at speeds that just boggle the mind.
下面是雙急彎 And now the chicane.
這車的駕乘感受簡直無敵了 The feel from this car is sublime.
我徹底愛上她了 I am totally and utterly in love with this car.
看 那是理查德哈蒙德 Oh hello, there is Richard Hammond.
跪舔我大阿爾法吧 Yes, eat my Alfa.
我會忽略剛才發生的一切 我不會被影響 I am gonna ignore that. I am not gonna get drawn into anything.
我在我的能力範圍內駕駛 I am driving within my limits.
有一本汽車雜誌 我就不點名道姓了 One of the motoring magazine,which shall remain nameless,save it,
姓Au名tocar的 他們說4C漂不起來 that it begins with an "Au" and ends in "tocar"they say that you can't slide a 4C.
那你管剛才那叫啥 So what was that?
天吶 終點線就在前方 Oh God, there is the line.
我要成功了 I am gonna do it.
他在那 哈蒙德馬上要完成他的單圈了 There he is, Richard Hammond has nearly completed his lap.
讓我們減速 見證這個時刻 Let's slow down and savor the moment.
你看著點 Oh, yes..Watch this
我撞線了 and across the line!
幹得好兄弟 說真的 我真的很佩服 Well done mate, that is, I am impressed actually
在那麼大的馬力的情況下你還能成功 because that is a lot of horsepower in that thing and you've done it.
哈蒙德現在嫌"龜速船長開法"太無聊 Hammond now bored of driving like
於是決定徹底釋放他那V8的威力 Captain Slow decided he was ready to finally unleash his V8.
發--射 And launch!
你知道什麼更酷炫嗎 You know something super cute？
他只有每噸256匹的馬力 He has got what 256 bhp per ton,
我每噸有302匹所以我的更好 就這麼簡單 I've got 302 and that is better. Fact.
他最高時速是257km/h 我最高306 He has a top speed of 160, I have a top speed of 190.
閃開 小蟲子 你這小破車 Out of my way, insect, you are a tiny little car.
不要啊 Come on! No!
這預示著一場天人之戰的序幕 This heralded the start of a David Goliah Battle not seen,
在迷你與福特獵鷹的BBTC之戰後 就再沒見過這樣的了 since Minis used to take on Ford Falcons in the BTCC.
哈蒙德和他的克維爾特 在摧毀雨林 屠殺北極熊 Hammond in his Corvette,he is destroying the forrest,he is killing polar bears
而且他還穿著白色七分褲 這些都是犯罪 and he is wearing white three quarters length trousers in this is a bad crime.
真是輛好車 This is a bloody good car.
沒錯人家是體型巨大 但是身手矯捷啊 Yes, it is enormous, but my God it can look after itself.
這太神奇了 這條賽道的第一段基本就是克維爾特的領域 It's amazing, the first part of this track is very much Corvette territory,
但是現在這第二部分 就是阿爾法的天下了 but the second part where I am now,this is Alfa town.
他不可能走內線的 He is never going to go the inside.
不會吧 No way.
加油啊 小阿爾法 Come on, little Alfa.
注意看 超過去了 And look,it is coming through.
-去他的 -受著吧 Damn it. Have that.
不好 又回到直道了 No I'm back on the straight again.
天丫 它確實有幾分能耐 God it got some grounds.
極速駛過直道 masive speed though the straight.
巨無霸漢堡確實比意式烤麵包在直道快 The Big Mac is faster on the straight than the bruschetta.
很多圈過後 哈蒙德明智的認為應當進維修區緩一緩 After many many laps, Hammond sensibly decided we should go into the pits.
再這麼下去 We carry on like this,
我們會出事的 we are going to crash.
就你會吧 Well you are.
反正 我有個好點子 Anyway, I have genuinely had an idea.
-什麼? -我確實想知道哪輛車更快 What?Right. I would love to find out which of this two is the fastest.
最好的辦法是讓科學說話 And the best way to do that is to use science,
也就是派出試替哥 and the best way to do that is to use the Stig.
讓試替哥盡全力分別開一圈 We put the Stig in each of the two cars,one hot lap,in each car.
用圈速判定出 Then we will have the definitely answer
兩台截然不同的座駕 哪台在這裏更快 which of this two very different cars is fastest around this track.
所以我得把鑰匙交給試替哥 So you are asking me to give this keys of
讓它開走我最愛的小車 the nicest little car I've ever driven to the Stig.
-你真的愛上她了-沒錯 You really have fallen for that. Yes,I have
但你必須那麼做 Well you gonna have to hand it out.
說實話 不開玩笑 我確實想知道 Actually, joking apart, I'm quite interesting in that.
因為我知道 在賽道上半段 Cause I would like to know,I know the first half of the track,
考維特比較快 the Corvette is gonna be quick,
下半段 阿爾法比較快 the second half, the Alfa's quick.
因為下半段是阿爾法的地盤啊 Cause the second half is Alfa land.
沒錯 就這麼著 請它來吧 No I agree, let's find him, and make him do that.
不知道它哪去了 I don't know.
不知怎的 我們離開維修區來到賽事控制室的功夫 Somehow between us leaving the pits and getting to race control,
試替哥已經把考維特停到起跑線 Stig have lined up the Corvette on the start line.
-我喜歡這樣 -我也是 I like this. I do.
能看到賽道的每個角落嗎 Can we get on to see our track.
用這個能看到別人家的臥室嗎 Can we see in people's bedrooms with this one.
-可以 -真的? -不行吧 實際上.. Yes Jeremy. Can we. No. Actually.
他在那 There he is.
天 他開的飛快 God he's go very fast.
我真真的想知道誰更快 我也是 I'm genuinely fascinated which of it is the quickest.I am.
挺奇怪的 因為 這比賽是 It is wired though.cause it is …where we at is…
復古風格和未來趨勢的對決 it's the future and the past have come together here for a battle.
我覺得你有點上綱上線啦 I'm not sure if you are not brag it up a bit too much.
我沒錯 考維特代表了復古風格的延續 It is true. Corvette is sort of last of the past. Yeah.
阿爾法呢 未來的造車理念都會向它靠攏 And the Alfa is, all cars is gonna have to be built like the Alfa.
好的 它駕駛的考維特沖線了 Right so he's finished, he's gonna cross the line in a Corvette.
於是輪到阿爾法了 Which meant it was the Alfa's turn.
承認吧 哈蒙德 它好看多了 Come on Hammond, it looks better than yours.
不 風格不同 它確實也漂亮 No it's different. It's very good-looking.
我承認肯塔基的胖子們把你的車設計的不錯 I admit the fat men from Kentucky have done a very good job with your car,
但他們終究只是肯塔基的胖子們 but they are ultimately fat men from Kentucky.
這可是米蘭的工程師們設計的 This was designed by engineers from Milan.
唯一的問題是 你那輛小東西確實不錯 The only thing is, that's a very nice little object,
不過它才和薄荷糖差不多大 做好也簡單 but it could equally be a very nice peppermint
好的 沖線了 Well that was it, crossed the line.
他到終點了 完成了? Is he crosse the line? He's done?
沒錯 我們等著看圈速吧 Yes he's done,there we are,so now we wait the times.
阿爾法的圈速 Alfa time?
謝謝你 考維特的圈速 Thank you. Corvette time.
2分 Two
2分 -真的? Two.Oh really
對啊 你想想 Yeah you see. Now you see
-真的嗎 -對啊 Is it? It is.
但你的馬力強那麼多 So all that extra power.
咦 是啊 Oh yeah.
我們都是2分多 And we were both at 2 minutes 0.
下面這個數字小於5 My number is less than 5.
我也是 So is mine.
2分03秒 2 minutes 3,
1.6秒 太棒了 1.6. Yes!
結果很清楚 我是說 But that's all there is.3.4 I mean that is.
2分3秒4 和 2分1秒6 2:03:4 and 2:01:6
只快了1.8秒 It's 1.8 faster.
不賴啊 我覺得這太棒了 It's not bad is it. I think that is amazing.
總之我們得駕駛這兩輛 Anyway we must know drive these cars
開進有著眾多古跡的羅馬郊區了 into the suburb of Rome with the old stuff in it.
那才是我在電視裏經常見的 That's the stuff I've seen on the tele.
你知道 遊客去的地方 Yes,you know the stuff tourist. The tourist.
那麼我們進城住一晚 So we drive them in there and stay the night.
我是不還得穿...沒錯 Have I got to still wear the …Yes
那晚我非常開心 That night I was felling very happy
因為帶著猩猩進了羅馬城 that I put the orangutan in its place,
但當我駛入古跡眾多的羅馬的時候 but as I arrived in the suburb of Rome with the old buildings and stuff
我迫切的想和他換車 I would have changed places with him in a heartbeat.
羅馬的每輛車 都是灰色的小掀背 Every single car in Rome is a small grey dented hatchback,
確實如此 it's just what they are.
他們可不是紅色的美式敞篷 They are not red American droptop.
你必須承認你選錯車了 You must admit you've got the wrong car here.
我完全同意 I can not possibly argue otherwise.
你就不能換條路去酒店嗎 Could you take a different route to the hotel?
不 我就是故意和你並排 這樣別人就知道咱倆是好基友 No, I'm driving alongside you deliberately so people know we are together.
我是他夥計 哥倆好 I'm his mate, I'm with him.
這輛車在羅馬 好比生日蛋糕上的蠟燭 相得益彰 This car sits in Rome like a candle sits on a birthday cake,
而那輛 宛如蛋糕上的一坨翔 the Corvette sits in Rome like a turt sits on a birthday cake.
第二天 哈蒙德堅持要換車 The next day Hammond insisted we change cars,
鑒於在開往阿馬爾菲海岸的沿途 路況多樣 so as we have to drive to the Amalfi Coast on a variety of roads
我們換上了兩輛比較多功能的小車 we switch to two cars that can do a variety of things.
奔馳 A45 AMG 和 大眾 Golf R The Mercedes AMG A-Class and the VW Golf R.
兩者都是2升渦輪增壓引擎 Both have 2L turbo-charged engines,
都是德制高品質 都是四驅 German-built quality and four wheel drive.
這倆基本是有史以來最強勁的鋼炮 These are just about the hottest hot hatches ever made.
哦 好多了 我融入這裏了 Oh this feels better,I'm blending,
人在羅馬 入鄉隨俗 I'm in Rome doing as the Romans are doing.
當然沒錯 Which is a good thing.
我明白你需要換成灰色小掀背 I can see why you needed to switch to a grey hatchback,
可我沒什麼必要啊 but why did I need to switch?
你不是喜歡加強版高爾夫麼 Well you like a fast Golf.
阿爾法挺不錯的 她哪去了 The Alfa was fine, where is it?
我把她交給阿爾法的工作人員了 I'm given the Alfa back to the man from Alfa Romeo.
那我不會再見到她了是嗎 So I'm never seeing it again?
怎麼 你還放不下她了嗎 Oh god, are you going to pine for it?
要是以後駕駛她的人對她不好怎麼辦 What if somebody else drives it that isn't kind to it?
要是誰駕駛的時候 也很享受呢 What if somebody else drives it and it really enj oys it?
不 不准你那麼說 No No, stop saying these things.
他們相遇在羅馬 他是個很醜的大塊頭 They met in Rome. He was a big ugly man.
她是輛小巧的阿爾法羅密歐 She was a small slip of a Alfa Romeo.
但排除萬難 他們結合 走到了一起 And despite all odds, they got together, and they got on.
終有一天 她離去了 獨留猩猩黯然神傷 And then one day she was gone, and the big ape was sad.
人家只想要4C I like the 4C.
傑裏米還在想著前女友的時候 With Jeremy still pining for his Alfa,
我們離開羅馬 南下241公里 駛向阿馬爾菲海岸 we left Rome for the 150-mile-dirve south to the Amalfi Coast.
這是奔馳的首輛小鋼炮 This is Mercedes'first ever hot hatch.
他們看看別人的小掀背 就決定 And they've just look at hot hatches and thought
"好吧 動力要強 "Right,it needs to be powerful,
速度要快 必須穩重 時髦 不吵 and fast, and discreet,and stylish, quietly."
於是他們造出了終極鋼炮 And then they just make the ultimate hot hatch.
"瞧 我們造出來了" "There you go, we've done it."
2升渦輪增壓引擎迸發出355匹馬力 355 break horsepower form a modiest 2L compacity turbo charged engine.
四驅 7速雙離合變速箱 Four wheel drive,seven speed,double clutch gearbox,
零百加速4.3秒 極速限定在270km/h 0-60 4.3 seconds,top speed limited to 168.
"搞定 我們贏了" "That is it, we have won the game."
但是 奔馳售價將近3.8萬英鎊 But, the Mercedes cost nearly 38000 pounds,
比這輛Golf貴了7千鎊 會快的那麼多嗎 7000 more than the golf,so is it really that much faster?
3 2 1 出發 3 2 1 Go
沒錯 你自己看 直接就跑遠了 No, you just look at that, that is just romping away.
是啊 這個快得多 Yeah this is faster.
對於2升的小車 297馬力確實不少 Well this is 297 break horsepower, that's a lot from a 2L car.
那他們是怎麼從你那台裏榨出355的? Where the hell have they got 355 from in yours?
2升的引擎裏萃出355匹！ 355 break form a 2L!
對於掀背來說 確實快的匪夷所思 For a hatchback, that is ludicrously fast.
有感於去年公路之路的半途夭折 Mind full of premature end to last year's road trip,
我們轉而開始溫柔地巡航 we settle down into a gentle cruise.
天哪 別讓他看到火山 Oh god. Don't let him see the volcano
要不他會花一整天研究那些石頭之類的 or we'll end up spending the rest of the day groping rocks or things.
哈蒙德 那是維蘇威火山嗎 Hammond, is that the Vesuvius over there?
不 不是 No, no it's not.
絕對是 Yes it is.
那就是說我們快到龐培古城了 That means we are very close to Pompeii.
請不要讓我浪費一下午時間在那研究破石頭 Please don't make me spend the afternoon standing about groping rocks.
你讓我開拼裝車 我就讓你去龐培 You made me driving a kit-kart, I'm making you going to Pompeii.
萬幸 龐培古城人有點多 Happily however, Pompeii was a bit touristy.
我倆被認出來了 Hammond I may have caught up a bit here.
這主意真棒 Oh great idea this is.
於是我們的觀光計劃沒戲了 Which meant our sightseeing was impossible.
感謝你觀看節目 Thank you for watching it.
"我太愛你啦" "I love you so much."
"安德魯 擊個掌" "Andrew give me a hand"
我不叫安德魯 I'm not Andrew
謝謝你看節目 Thanks for watching the show.
他們以為我叫安德魯 They think I'm called Andrew.
於是安德魯和我很快繼續開往蘇蓮托 Which meant that Andrew and I were soon back on our way to Sorrento.
但是 製作人要求我們暫停 However, the producers then made us pull over to
在世上最糟的地點錄製預告 do promotional activity at the worst location ever.
為什麼不是你讀呢 But why didn't you read this?
你咋不讀呢 Why didn't you read it?
女士們先生們 受BBC合同附屬細則之命 Ladies and gentlemen propelled in front of the camera
我們站在鏡頭前 by the small print in their contrast.
因為BBC的律師要比我們的律師強 Cause the BBC's lawyers are better than our lawyers,
在這裏向你們介紹我們的新D-VD we are here to tell you about our new D-VD.
我們的全新DVD叫做最...叫啥來著? Our brand new top gear DVD is called top-What is it called?
我們的全新DVD叫做完美公路之旅2 Our brand new top gear DVD is called The Perfect Road Trip 2.
內容如下 這樣是不是太囉嗦了 and here's some of the things with -- that's too much isn't it
如果你們很感興趣的話 just in case you were wondering
如果你們 just in case you
在今年全新的 DVD this year for our all new Top Gear DVD
節目中我們洗心革面 重新做人 we've been working hard to put right all the things went wrong
樂隊開始演奏了 the band started.the band started.Tell me
樂隊 還有大炮 the band is make ohh the cannon
這也是醉了 oh that's got it that's shifted it
真是選的一手好地點啊 best location ever isn't it --superb
歡迎光臨 BBC 商城 即將上映 hello BBC shop coming up now
-隻是一家商城嗎 -啥? -不只是一家吧 Just One shop -- what --Just One shop
你好鏡報讀者! hello the Mirror coming up
太陽報汽車版你們好啊! hello Sun Motors and coming up
你好Bling Box! 雖然我不認識你們 但是 hello Bling Box I have literally no idea who you are but coming up
-尼羅河商城好啊 -是亞馬遜 hello Nile coming up now.It's Amazon
iTunes用戶你們好 你將看到全新DVD特輯完美公路之旅2 hello iTunes coming up now some exclusive action from brand-new Top Gear DVD
-其中的獨家片段 -彭! the perfect road trip 2 --bang
我要忍住 I better hold out.
真是碉堡了 It's explosive
有史以來最差的 -嗶-彭 that is the worst ever *** bang
搞完這些公關的破事以後我們開始坐下來聊聊車 with the contractual obligation fulfilled we settled down to talk about cars
P1 是最棒的 P1 it is the best
好吧 yes
我覺得就是的 no it is, I mean it just is
我可不想討論 look I'm not admitting to anything about it
P1 和 918 到底誰快誰慢 being quicker or slower than 918 but
但是 P1 確實很耀眼很驚艷 yeah that was dazzled I was amazed
前所未有的體驗 it feels unlike anything else
考維特Stingray也帶來了很大的驚喜 我知道你暗戀這車 big surprise the Corvette Stingray which I know you secretly like
我明明是公開的喜歡這車 no I don't secretly like I publicly like the Corvette
考維特是不錯 但是 yeah the Corvette's a good car but
得了吧 又來了 come on then here we go
如果要我在這次旅途選車帶走 the car I would take away from this
快樂的住在德文或是瑞吉的鄉下小屋的話 我選阿爾法4C then happily live in a cottage in Devon and Regis is the Alfa 4C
說不定還帶她去公園裏面踢秋天的落葉玩呢 maybe walk through a Park kicking through autumn leaves with it
我已經無法用言語來形容我對這車的愛了 I can't find the words to discribe how much I like that car
在火山的那一頭 4C說不定正在自由的前行 somewhere out there beyond the volcano the 4C is roaming free
在某男人操控下 in the hands of another man
有什麼我能幫您的麼 先生 May I help you sir?Oh.
我要一份肉醬意面 yes could I have a Ragu please
Ragu到底是個啥玩意 你一直說 well what is a Ragu, you always say that
在英國我們把它叫做Spaghetti Bolognese Ragu, in England we call it Spaghetti Bolognese
原來你每天都在吃啊 well you've had that everyday
是啊 I know
這就是 原來就是一個東西啊 就像番茄燉肉和那啥 and that is spa... well it's the same it's like tomatos and meat
是啊是啊 yeah yeah yeah yeah
你吃完就知道了 you'd eat is and go this is Spaghetti Bolognese
所以這麼多天 so you've been having Spaghetti Bolognese essentially
你每天都在吃肉醬意面 every single day of this trip
我都說了我要 Ragu 然後你覺得這名字太噁心了就沒要 I said I've had Ragu you said errr that sounds disgusting
為什麼不叫Spaghetti Bolognese 而非要叫Ragu why don't they call it Spaghetti Bolognese why call it Ragu
因為它就叫Ragu cause it`s called Ragu
這兩個東西是一樣的吧 是的 a Ragu is Spaghetti Bologese yes -the same
為啥不叫Spaghetti Bolognese why don't you say Spaghetti Bologese
因為點Spaghetti Bolognese的話端上來的就是香腸意面 because Spaghetti Bologese is a sausage
-真是可怕啊 -才不 it's horrible -- it isn't horrible
第二天早上 the next morning
我們距離Capri還有一段美如畫的 16 公里的海濱公路 we were faced a exquisite 10 mile drive along the coast towards Capri
我都覺得當代的新車 and neither of us could think of a single morden car
沒有配得上這條路的 that would capture the moment
所以我們找來了兩輛經典阿爾法羅密歐 so we went for these two classic Alfa Romeoes
1962年的Touring Spider以及1963年的Giulia Spider a 1962 Touring Spider and 1963 Giulia Spider
我認為沒有更好的選擇了 oh I don't think we could have done any better
在恰當的時刻 正確的地點 開合適的車 absolute proof that the right car in the right place
簡直不要太爽 at the right moment can add up to perfection
在這段路上 我們本可以駕駛任何一輛之前的車 this stretch of road we could driven it up and down in any morden cars we've driven
但我們想要這種特別感 我們找到了 we wanted something special and boy we have got it
阿爾法 Alfas
阿爾法羅密歐4C的起源可以追溯到這款車 the Alfa Romeo 4C could trace it's root back to this car
Giulia Spider the Giulia Spider
這正是一切汽車夢幻之旅的基石 this is the dream on which all motoring dreams were built
我知道你看的是 伯明翰小伙子開著一輛借來的意大利車 I know what you all seeing is a short Brummie in a borrowed Italian car
但是在我心中這完全不一樣 but the image in my mind is completely different
我就是Clark Gable Clark Gable
連傑裏米坐進那車以後都精神多了 even Jeremy is pulling that off in that car
我就像是Edward Fox和Sophia Loren in my mind I'm Edward Fox,Sophia Loren
我就是Grace Kelly 不 我才不是她呢 I'm Grace Kelly.No I'm not Grace Kelly,
她就是從這樣的懸崖上掉下去的 she plummeted to a death off a road very similar to this
這樣不是很有意思嘛 it's funny isn't it
你可以開船路過並羨慕這樣的風景 you can sail through a beautiful bit of scenery looking at it and admire it
但是開著這種車 or in a car like this
與景色融為一體 you can become part of that scene
我就是這樣愛上汽車的 my love of cars was born from imagery like this
藍天 大海 山路 和一輛軟頂阿爾法 a mountain road a soft top Alfa the bule sky the sea
我找不到比此刻更令人高興的瞬間了 it's hard to think really how I could be happier in a car that I am now
不過我突然意識到差了點什麼 then I remembered actually there was something missing
是時候來段 Monro的音樂了 I guess it's time to cue the Monro now
這簡直就是全片的高潮啊 this is the perfect bits of the perfect road trip
不久我們抵達了可以開船通往 Capri 的酒店 Soon we arrived the hotel,from where we could sail to Capri.
然後打著網球喝著檸檬水來慶賀這一刻 And celebrate it with a glass of lemonade in the game of tennis.
-我都沒看到球 -太刺激了 I didn't even see it.It was exciting.
15比0 我再怎麼樣也追不上 Fifteen love(zero).I'm never gonna get that way.
打得不錯哦 是的 我知道 Well done,well play.Yeah,I know.
漂亮漂亮 cheers,mate. Good game
絕對沒有奉承你哦 There's no claw that.No not really
在打完時長28秒的比賽後 我們邊喝檸檬水邊討論了起來 After our epic 28 second match.We have our lemonade and argument.
這檸檬水太好喝了 What delicious lemonade I have ever
-我從沒喝過這麼好的 -太美味了 I never have better than this.It's very
從沒喝過那麼好喝的 best I have ever taste.
今天下午 And this afternoon,
我將會駕駛 I shall be driving
一輛3.0升的Capri a 3 litre Capri
在 Capri 島上開 等等 on the island Capri.Hang on
只有一輛3.0升的啊 There's only one 3 litre.
-我知道 -那為啥不是我開呢 I know.Well,why it's you have it.
-你可以開2.8升的那一輛啊 -你去開2.8的 You can have a 2.8. No you have the 2.8.I would drive
2.8的馬力更大 2.8 is more powerful
2.8 的馬力更大 The 2.8 is more powerful
而你又喜歡大馬力 And you like POWER,etc
我知道 但是 3.0 升的是化油器版本 Yes,I know.But the 3 litres get the carburettors.Yours
-我要3.0的 -你開電噴的去 I want the 3 litre.You could have the fuel injection.
我不要電噴的 我要更經典的化油器的 I don't want fuel injection,I want carbs.It's a classic car.
不 2.8的才更經典 No no,the 2.8 is classic.
-哥們 你的內心是想要一輛2.8的 -才不是呢 You know you want a 2.8,dude. No,I don't.
於是 And so
我們有了一個計劃 we hatch a plan.
計劃如下 Here is what gonna happen,
我們各開一艘快艇 we're gonna get a couple of speed boats,
比賽前往Capri and we gonna race to Capri.
誰先到那裏 And whoever get there first
-誰開3.0升的 -我能呵呵一下嘛 has the 3 litre.Yeah,can I make a perfect claim
這純粹是他的點子 this was his idea
因為他知道我不會開船 he thought it,because I can't drive a boat
那都怪你 你事先應該想到的 Well,it's your fault,you should thought of that.
這是你的主意啊 我可沒想開船比賽 Well,I...It's your idea,I wouldn't plan a boat race.
-我們倆商量的啊 -不是 是你一個人 We hatch the plan.No we didn't,you hatch the plan.
因為我不會開船 Because I can't drive a boat.
很簡單的啦 It's not difficult
不幸的是 對於這個伯明翰人來講 Unfortunately,for the man from Birmingham
是困難 it was
準備好了嘛 Are you ready?
沒呢 No,I'm not.
-為啥 -因為我不會開船 why not? I don't know how to work it
有兩個油門用來控制前後 這是雙螺旋槳的 You get those 2 throttles,that's forward and backward.It's twin screw
襟翼用來調節船的高度 You got the flap that trim you out
速度起來以後船頭會升高 As you go up,the nose of the boat will raise,
放下襟翼使船頭降低保持水平 you put the flaps down that bring the nose down get you on the plane
我又不是開飛機為啥會有襟翼呢 飛機才有啊 I'm not on the plane,why am I got the flaps,they are on planes
準備好了嗎 Are you ready?
還沒呢 No.I'm still not ready.
開船的時候方向是真的要反著打嘛 The steering,is it true that is the oppsite way on the boat,
要往左就向右打 boat,if you want go left steer right
是啊是啊 真是個傻缺 Yes that's true.That's an idiot.
所以就是兩個油門 還是反著的 And so there are two throttles that's easily verse
應該表示向前的意思 "For" means forward,I presume
詹姆斯邦德哪有這麼多時間來琢磨 開就是了 James Bond doesn't do this when he gets on a speed boat,just go!
準備 3 2 1 出發 Are you ready? In 3 2 1 Go!
好勒 Yes
這樣才像話嘛 god this is what I called motoring now.
-嚇尿啊 -馬力全開 I'm scard. -Unleash the power!
急死人了 This is nerve wrecking
我要在Capri島開3.0升的Capri 我不要2.8的 I want to drive that 3 litre capri on Capri.I don't want the 2.8.
不妙 巨浪來襲 Massive wave there,don't like those.
開起來太蛋疼了 Will they...oh,this is terrible.
他在掙扎 太好了他遠遠落後 Struggling,yes he is far far behind now.
只有一個點那麼大 expect frankly,
雷霆騎士1號向傻子一坨問話 This is Thunder rider 1 to Inappropriate stock
你情況如何 How are you doing?
我的船不叫這個名字 That's not the name of my boat.
我轉速是23 你的情況如何 I'm doing 23 aside,what about you?
我聽不懂你是啥意思 I don't know what you are talking about.
看看轉速表啊 你個超級傻缺 Look at the red counter,you blathering idiot.
感覺不好 Oh,I don't like this.Oh my god
勝利屬於我 3.0升Capri 是我的 Victiory is mine,the 3 litre is mine.
不過唯一的問題是 The only trouble was,
我好像找錯島了 the islnd that I was racing towards didn't look anything like Capri.
這不是Capri 這邊肯定是意大利 Now,Capri it's not that,it is not..that's definitely Italy.
有人把Capri島偷走了 我找不到了 Somebody has stolen Capri and it's missing,it'gone.
當傑裏米在那嚷嚷的時候 While Jeremy was busy shouting.
我覺得Capri島在那裏 I think that is Capri over there.
我也越來越自信了 I was getting more and more confident.
說實話 這一點也不難 I'll be honest,it's not difficult.
把這兩個拉桿往前一掰就行了 You just sort of put these things forward,you know.
我還沒意識到時 我就已經追上了 比賽重新開始 Before I knew it,I caught up and the race was back on.
Capri島近在眼前 With Capri now firmly in our sight,
這就變成了直線加速賽了 it was a stright line drug race to the finish.
哦 速度飆起來了 oh It got some speed up now
來囉 直接衝向終點 Here we go,spread to the finish line.
哦耶 Oh yes
接著很奇怪 我的領先優勢沒了 神馬情況 And then weirdly,I began to loose my lead.Oh,what's that?
速度 The speed!
他是開了什麼掛 Oh god,how does that happen?
我覺得我的船馬力更大一些 I think my boat got more powerful engine.
我忘記告訴哈蒙德終點線是在港口了 Our finish line was the port.A fact which I fogget to tell Hammond.
勝利是屬於我的 Victory is mine oh mine
你往哪走 Where are you going?
我往港口裏面開啊 你要去哪 I'm going to the port,where are you going?
天哪 為啥完全沒標記 Why isn't it signed,for gods sake.
是時候坦白了 With that,it was the time to fess up
哈蒙德 你知道你的船有多少馬力嗎 Hammond,do you know how many horsepower your boat got?
-不知道 多少? -500 No,how many? 500
你的有多少呢 Wow,how many have you got?
700馬力 700
我了個去 Oh,for gods sake.
你個騙子 Cheating
輪渡 好大只的輪渡 Ferry,massive ferry.
最終哈蒙德在路人的幫助下把船停好了 Eventually,after Hammond got a man to help him park the boat.
往後倒點 Better rervers
我們來到了兩輛Capri面前 We were introduced to our Capris.
太美了 They are beautiful -Gorgeous cars
-好頂贊 -是的 This is it,Hammond -yes
夢想成真了 This is the realization of the dream.
其實我很高興選了這一輛 I'm actually pleased I got this one.
因為這輛2.8的和我有著更多的共鳴 Cause this is the one that resonate more for me
因為我比你年輕 Because I'm younger than you
我就是這樣想的 This is what I think of.
完美極了 我們兩在Capri島上開著Capri It's perfect.The fact is we both have Capris and this is Capri.
我們成功了 這將是最完美的一個下午 We have done that.This is gonna to be the one of the best afternoons ever.
我們做到了 We have done it.
聽聽這達格南的美妙之音 listen to that,the sweat music of Dagenham
注:Dagenham為Capri的裝配工廠所在地
僅僅過了幾百碼...
不幸的是我們的完美公路之旅又一次提前結束了 Unfortunately,once again,our perefect road trip has come to a premature end.
是車的問題啊 不是我做的 It's the car does that,I didn't want do that.Stop,sh
傑裏米然後和警官講了幾句意大利語 然後我們就呵呵了 Jeremy then spoke to the officer in Italian,which made everthing worse.
相當的呵呵 a lot worse
你個豬隊友 You total plum sack!
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我們能喝杯茶嘛 Would it be possible to get us a cup of tea?